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Nevada Fighter ([info]nevadafighter) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-08-13 19:01:00


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Nice, tidy Christian wank courtesy of [info]mock_the_stupid.

[info]beliah posts a giggle-worthy story of how she went into a Christian bookstore and went up to the counter asking for one of those Darwin fish plastic decals for her car before she realized where she was.

[info]lars_larsen arrives to state the simple truth (according to him): "Christianity is all about forcing your beliefs on other people. They call it "conversion".

People disagree here and here.


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[info]llama_treats
2004-08-14 12:19 am UTC (link)
Heh. Given a choice, I'd go for the gefilte fish. It's funnier.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-08-14 01:11 am UTC (link)
I like the Buddha fish, personally. I have it on my car.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-08-14 01:49 am UTC (link)
The sushi fish they have pictured below it looks appetizing too.

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[info]kookaburra
2004-08-14 06:56 am UTC (link)
I almost bought a "Prozac" fish once- and I'm a Christian. I bet some of the reactions I would have gotten in my church parking lot would have been pretty funny.

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2004-08-14 03:30 am UTC (link)
I like the 'n Chips fish and the procreating fish</i> at EvolveFish, myself. The Hindu fish is kinda priceless, too.

(Full page here.

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 05:28 am UTC (link)
I really like the Scuba fish. :D

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-08-14 09:21 pm UTC (link)
Ixnay's pretty cute (and if I had a car, on days I go to church, the clergy would giggle at it).

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[info]iczer6
2004-08-14 04:29 am UTC (link)
I like the 'the Darwin Fish is OPPRESSING ME!'

And these people wonder why they get made fun of.


Icz

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redwarrior
2004-08-14 06:03 am UTC (link)
Geez...

I don't like Christianity much either, but that's because it doesn't gel with my worldview and it's easy to slip down the spiral into fundamentalism. But I don't go around harassing Christians; that would be just as bad as them harassing me to go back into the fold. Pot, meet kettle.

The OP was rather funny, since it was AN HONEST MISTAKE. And everybody throws a tantrum since they don't GET that little bit of information and thought she was doing it out of malice. Geez, when will people learn?

And if I didn't believe it was wrong to advertise my religious philosophy/beliefs, I would SO get the Buddha fish >D.

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[info]dreamtoday
2004-08-14 01:15 pm UTC (link)
How is a Darwin fish harassing Christians?

I expect it's sexually violating them in some manner.


And all I could think while reading this was that the Darwin fish was like RPS.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-08-14 09:22 pm UTC (link)
I can't figure that one out myself since I've seen enough Xtians sporting the Darwin fish (and there's a number of denominations who aren't fond of the Jesus Christ Our Lord And Savior fish).

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(Anonymous)
2004-08-14 10:20 pm UTC (link)
That was my intent. :p

--pingypong

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