More DamnPortlanders wank:

I heard some local artist complaining on the radio, today, that her sculpture was stolen and she was "creeped out" by that fact. She was saving money to go to New Zealand, or some shit. Complain to the starving and hacked people in South Africa, while you are at it.. 'cause I'm sure not going to give you a rat's ass of concern.

Artists are so prima donna.

Oh yes, because artists can't ever think about spending money on themselves like the rest of us! Nooo, they've got to be *better* than anyone else!

And, of course, nobody should get upset about having things stolen from them because nothing belongs to them in the first place!