Current mood:

weird

When Families and Friends Wank...
I originally posted this on my journal, but this is such truly impressive delusional wank that I thought I'd share here.

There's a new kink in the whole idea of "til death do us part."

Somehow, I'm sensing that the family and friends have truly laid claim to that rainbow bridge between delusion and wank. And there are just too many delicious quotes for so short a news item:

family and friends wanted to remember them as a happy couple destined for a happy life together.

....WTF?

In African culture, there is no death -- there is merely the separation of body and soul

Which, you know, is a pretty good working definition of "death" in any culture that believes in souls.

This does not mean the relationship has irretrievably broken down.

I'll let y'all try to work that one out.

It does raise the interesting question of how the family/friends think it can be repaired. Are there many marriage counselors out there who are also accredited mediums?