Can't say I've ever seen an EZboard wank
However, this was just too good to pass up.

It all started on the SeaGoth Board. It seems that someone named "Kazilikaya" is disliked by many women. But, of course, it's not because inappropriate behavior that many men and women have complained about, it's because of, wait for it:

GENDER POLITICS!

See, according to Kazilikaya, the Goth culture is MATRIARCHAL and "hence, only certain men are allowed in". Needlessly to say, he is ripped to pieces and BOY is it fun. Kazilikaya accuses those who call him on his BS a "Troll", and that's even more fun. It spanned 17 pages and new threads including,

Meat Politics

A picture thread

Matriarchal Gothdom

And last but not least, Kaliwhatever comes back with:

seems you really,really want to challenge me. So why don't you take this offline, if you have the nerve.

And this is all just the tip of the iceberg.