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Wicked One ([info]visp) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-09-03 00:18:00


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Childfree + Knocked-up 15-Year-Old = Spooge in Epic Porportions
It all starts when kawaiiusako posts in childfree
Somebody please explain to me why so many girls between the ages of 13 and 15 are getting pregnant?
Have they ever heard of BC?
*headdesk*


The typical answers are given: They're stupid, they think babies are cute, bad sex ed, etc. When all of a sudden soullessartist, a knocked-up teen (15, I think) shows up.
It stuns me that people can feel such absolute, vitriolic hatred towards innocent children. Come on, this is not Victorian times, and people of whatever age who follow their biological urge to have sex [and procreate] are not bad people.


And it all goes expectedly from there, with many lovely comments such as:
soullessartist: Should I give a fuck?
auntiesiannan: "You've given one already, and it's ruined your life. Ta!"

Then, a member of childfree, bghsmith who is also a mother decides to make a post in her own journal called essay of things a teenager should know before having a baby.

Soullessartist follows her there, starts ranting and then tries to pull the I am very mature for my age
and
ARE YOU FUCKING INVOLVED IN THIS, MORON? ARE YOU, BECAUSE IF NOT, JUST FUCK THE HELL OFF!

I didn't deserve what I got from those vindictive, bitter, angered women. So screw that.


And brilliant debate skills such as:

drusilla71: "Hi kettle. I'm pot. You're black!"
soullessartist:"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU HYPOCRITE."


Basically stirring shit and whining that people pay attention to her.

Go see, it's beautiful.


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[info]dawnswalker
2004-09-03 09:09 am UTC (link)
The best part of the wank is, without a doubt, the link to the Victorian Era Guide to Sex.

"One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: GIVE LITTLE, GIVE SELDOM, AND ABOVE ALL, GIVE GRUDGINGLY. Otherwise what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of sexual lust."

OH NOEZ!!!!

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-09-03 03:46 pm UTC (link)
'Cause that's the problem with marriage these days man. Too much sexual lust.

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[info]kookaburra
2004-09-03 05:59 pm UTC (link)
Actually, that list isn't real. If I had more time, I'd dig up the link to Snopes.com where they have it.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-09-03 08:18 pm UTC
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[info]winterfalls
2004-09-03 10:35 am UTC (link)
Teh wank is spewing from both sides! In all directions!

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[info]lindentree
2004-09-03 08:36 pm UTC (link)
And it just made me pregnant! OH NOES!!

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[info]greenglass
2004-09-03 01:23 pm UTC (link)
And she strikes here again.... with another 400 comments.

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[info]notapirate
2004-09-03 03:11 pm UTC (link)
Oh why, is she from MAINE.

Ah childfree wank. So good in the morning.

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[info]ktnb
2004-09-03 03:44 pm UTC (link)
I can't tell if she's a troll or not. She just made her journal on 8/27/04, and her only friends are [info]pregnant_teens and [info]tomfeltonfans. Funny thing though, she's got posting access to [info]prochoice, for what I can only imagine would be more trolling. ;)

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[info]lindentree
2004-09-03 08:41 pm UTC (link)
Magic 8 Balls says it's a troll.

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[info]smo
2004-09-03 03:54 pm UTC (link)
"Follow their biological urges?"

Bitch, please. Biological urges won't even pay for diapers, let alone baby food. Get a Baby Think It Over doll and stfu.

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[info]kijikun
2004-09-03 04:59 pm UTC (link)
You see this is why I think all teens should have to work day care. Two mintues in the toddler room would have them in tears.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-09-03 05:18 pm UTC
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[info]wankprophet
2004-09-03 05:40 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, those fucking biological urges are such teases. They lead you on, then dump you when you get pregnant, leaving you to raise the baby yourself.

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(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-09-03 08:39 pm UTC
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[info]restlesshands
2004-09-03 03:57 pm UTC (link)
Truly, this wank is a thing of beauty. Not of the epic proportions of Crystalwank, but nearly as enduring. A++ and a shiny gold star for this wank!

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[info]kookaburra
2004-09-03 05:55 pm UTC (link)
Biological Urges? Isn't that what civilization is supposed to suppress?

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(no subject) - [info]restlesshands, 2004-09-03 06:16 pm UTC

[info]schuldig
2004-09-03 06:30 pm UTC (link)
She lists 'pastede on' as an interest... Hm, I'm not completely convinced. :)

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[info]xero_sky
2004-09-03 06:32 pm UTC (link)
She seems to think she'll turn us all into mindless womben

Gah. It's like a dumbass convention over there.

I smell troll, but it's quite entertaining.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-09-03 08:59 pm UTC (link)
I smell a troll as well, childfee is a magnet. And I didn't know that childfree turned off their friends only posting. Hmm, apparently when they did it, it opened the gates and
./~ the trolls go marching in, oh how I love to watch all the howling, when the trolls go marching in!

(puts down baton) Thank you.

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(Anonymous)
2004-09-04 12:38 am UTC (link)
Childfree bitches.
Dumb preggoteenies.
Childfree bitches.
Dumb preggoteenies.
Childfree bitches.
Dumb preggoteenies.
SWEET JESUS, I CANNOT DECIDE WHO TO HECKLE!!!
*implodes*

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[info]mydruthers
2004-09-04 01:57 am UTC (link)
Is that [info]youlanda I see?

The wanks! They collide!

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-09-04 04:28 am UTC

[info]moonjaguar
2004-09-04 03:35 am UTC (link)
And I see she went ape in childfreepoly as well. If it smells like a troll and lives under a bridge like a troll and eats goats like a troll...

Waitaminnit... there's a Fucking Bible? How come noboody told me about it, dammit? I used to collect bibles and I never came across the Fucking Bible. I've had the New American (with the words of Jesus in red letters), King James, The Way (the Sebenties Post Hippie Bible), the Gideons, but never the Fucking.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-09-04 04:29 am UTC
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[info]elfy
2004-09-04 05:03 pm UTC (link)
No - you're a dancing monkey. Dance for our amusement, little pregnant monkey!

*chortles*

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-09-04 06:17 pm UTC (link)
Wow...what a lovely wank. *sniff*

As to the original question...because using birth control means you're planning to have sex. And that's Bad.

Plus, some guys whine about having to use a condom: "It's like showering in a raincoat!"

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(no subject) - [info]visp, 2004-09-04 08:50 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-09-05 12:09 am UTC
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[info]krazycat
2004-09-05 01:59 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, pretty wank.
I really loved this exchange

soullessartist: I use netspeak abbreviations to save time and make it easier to get the message. I am one hundred percent literate and this child will be too, thanks for wondering.

vivian_shaw: Netspeak does not "make it easier to get the message." What it does is make you look like a 12-year-old AOL user.

soullessartist: What in hell is wrong with AOL?

vivian_shaw: *checks another entry off on list*

me: *smirking like that cat from Alice in Wonderland*

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[info]tigerlily
2004-09-07 04:07 am UTC (link)
Aaaannnnnd this just in: Dingos Drama killed her baby.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/bghsmith/211588.html?thread=711556#t711556

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(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2004-09-07 02:25 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]visp, 2004-09-08 08:11 am UTC


 
   
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