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Meiya Noodle Person ([info]meiyamie) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-09-05 13:47:00

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Let's get ready to humble!
First time wank, bite me, etc. ;)

Communion denied to girl allergic to wheat: http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/08/19/communion.denied.ap/index.html

A church suggests substitute wheat, but bigger churches start howling about its sanctity.

Heard from my sister, who carries on imaginary conversations with God. And her God says: "Hey, Son! Come here, look at this, they think your body's just gluten! They think you beiong beaten, whipped, and nailed--Large-scale forgiveness of sin--acceptance of you in their hearts--is all about the gloooooten!"


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