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Amazed

Pedants ahoy!
Member posts to childfree about nearly being hit by a four year-old on of those "pocket rockets."

Several concurring replies yield to psiphre, who makes the fairly simple statement "motorcycles are not deathtraps." Cue the wank, which boils down to something like this:

"We're talking about the mini ones, you know."
"I know. Motorcycles are not deathtraps."
"This things aren't legeal for the street, blah blah."
"Motorcycles STILL are not deathtraps." (cue italics)
"Don't get hung up on words."
"fag dyke wop kyke nigger"
"WTF???" (okay, that was me)

After that it devolves into "You don't get it!" "Nuh uh, YOU don't get it!"

Quite fun.

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	greenglass 2004-09-06 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Does childfree end up on otf_wank every other day or is it a special week? (Reply to this)

	moonjaguar 2004-09-06 03:52 am UTC (link)
	Man... Broken Record Troll is nowhere near as amusing as OMGWTF Teen Mom Troll. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	nevadafighter 2004-09-06 04:37 am UTC (link)
	Well, not everyone is wanky enough to splooge on multiple communities and get on LJ Drama. ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	moonjaguar 2004-09-06 06:35 am UTC (link)
	"Wow, you're a bitch." Breeliant response from psiphre, though I had to give him/her points for not saying "wow your a bitch". What the hell is a psiphre besides a rhyme for cypher? A gold star for left_andleaving's "but banning is not a deathtrap!" (Reply to this)(Parent)

	visp 2004-09-06 06:20 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, this one's just sorta irritating. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ignatius 2004-09-06 05:23 am UTC (link)
	They... they're really called "pocket rockets"? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	moonjaguar 2004-09-06 06:29 am UTC (link)
	All this time I thought a pocket rocket was one of those cheapie vibrators (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ignatius 2004-09-06 06:37 am UTC (link)
	Cheapie vibrators... children's toys... I think Harry Potter merchandise has already shown us they can be one and the same. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ataniell93 2004-09-06 06:45 am UTC (link)
	They are. I have one. Well, I did. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

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ataniell93
2004-09-06 07:30 am UTC (link)
You have no idea how many vibrators I broke when I was on Prozac. I hope.
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lindentree
2004-09-07 08:00 am UTC (link)
I thought a pocket rocket was an erection. But then, I did go to an all-girls high school and have been misinformed elsewhere, so nevermind.
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kookaburra
2004-09-06 05:24 pm UTC (link)
And don't miss the You must be stupid if you have a patriotic icon comment.
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mistressrenet
2004-09-08 02:09 pm UTC (link)
You know, when you have a child sometimes you think, "All the cool kids must be off having fun and incredibly intelligent conversation without me." And then you read something like this, and you don't feel so bad.
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