Pedants ahoy!
Member posts to childfree about nearly being hit by a four year-old on of those "pocket rockets."

Several concurring replies yield to psiphre, who makes the fairly simple statement "motorcycles are not deathtraps." Cue the wank, which boils down to something like this:

"We're talking about the mini ones, you know."
"I know. Motorcycles are not deathtraps."
"This things aren't legeal for the street, blah blah."
"Motorcycles STILL are not deathtraps." (cue italics)
"Don't get hung up on words."
"fag dyke wop kyke nigger"
"WTF???" (okay, that was me)

After that it devolves into "You don't get it!" "Nuh uh, YOU don't get it!"

Quite fun.