"bite my tumorous ass"
customers_suck is a community famous for its simmering wank, wank in potentiata (*) if you will. Today I found the perfect post to illustrate this point. Here's the opening gambit:

So yesterday, there was this retarded kid with this fucked up sounding voice feigning broken body parts so he could use the store lark.

**EDIT:
Before you get on my ass about me being bigoted, I'm not. When it comes to retarded people (when they are indeed retarded) I don't hate them, in fact, I love them. I think they are cute, and totally innocent. I love them. But when a kid like this is telling you he is having a broken leg when he obviously doesn't one moment, and then he comes in again and tells you he has a broken elbow, when once again it is obious he doesn't, the he is obviously RETARDED.

Real retarded people are not retarded to me. In fact, they get the label, 'special', because in my eyes, they are.

I think that someone ought to inform him that loving the "retarded" can be a felony under certain circumstances.

Replies are not many, but the original post on its own is worth the price of admission. Bonus points for the respondant who gave me my subject line.


(*) my pseudoLatin coinage is not to be confused for real Latin.

(as suggested, I'm posting this here instead of in fandom_wank. Now I just need to figure out how to delete from fandom_wank...)