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Mae (sadisticferret) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2004-09-09 09:39:00

Catty Wank
Or non-catty, as the case may be. Long story short,

cantstopthedawn posts her latest attempt at cattiness in

dot_cattiness. Many express the belief that neither this post nor any of her previous posts are or have been catty.

cantstopthedawn disagrees with this assessment, and says so. Insults are flung, new ways of saying "ha ha ur steuppid" are found, and the "benevolent dictator" of

lj_drama is right in there wanking along with them.

They say that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten, so what happens when you have kittens wanking away? Are they like, committing suicide or something?

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	lurker32 2004-09-09 04:45 pm UTC (link)
	Heh, I like that last comment of mathilde's. Concrit on bitchiness! (Reply to this)

	ataniell93 2004-09-09 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear God, hepkitten! You never change! You're still the same old bitch you were in the days of SF-Ghoulies! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-10 01:17 pm UTC (link)
	Snap! I knew I rememberd Hepkitten's for a reason. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oysteria 2004-09-09 06:27 pm UTC (link)
	Is it just me, or are most of the entries on the first page extremely lame? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	singe 2004-09-09 06:59 pm UTC (link)
	It's not just you. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	pokecheck 2004-09-09 09:36 pm UTC (link)
	I have never seen so many people preen so much for so little. They say that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten, so what happens when you have kittens wanking away? Are they like, committing suicide or something? God says, "aw fuckit," cracks open a beer and thinks about Draco Malfoy's new hairdo. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	squib 2004-09-09 10:39 pm UTC (link)
	I have never seen so many people preen so much for so little. Yup. That's why I left that community. It was fun for a while, but the pomposity and double-standards started to get really old. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	pokecheck 2004-09-10 03:25 am UTC (link)
	Yanno, I wonder. If we combined the bookyoucrew (headupassitis) and dot_cattiness club (botoxswollenhead) could we create spontaneous ass explosion? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	littlest_lurker 2004-09-10 03:38 am UTC (link)
	We can only hope. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-10 01:19 pm UTC (link)
	Implosion my friend. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2004-09-10 05:44 pm UTC (link)
	Dude, that would mean they'd disappear up their own ringpieces. ...COOOOOOL! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	roxannelinton 2004-09-10 04:22 pm UTC (link)
	God says, "aw fuckit," cracks open a beer and thinks about Draco Malfoy's new hairdo. That needs to be on an icon, you realise? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	meshou 2004-09-09 09:49 pm UTC (link)
	Kinda hafta agree-- no sentence with clarifying brackets qualifies as "catty." And at the risk of wanking, I think our splooge in jokes are infinitely superior to their kitty in jokes. There's only so many ways you can say "meow" and sound nasty, and never more than once. (Reply to this)

	sagralisse 2004-09-09 10:17 pm UTC (link)
	Odd. Nobody noticed that the haiku is missing a syllable. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-09 10:46 pm UTC (link)
	Parse it again. Trust me, it isn't. love, mathilde (who has no account here, though I should have.) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bastet 2004-09-09 10:50 pm UTC (link)
	Shouldn't the middle line have seven syllables? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-09 10:53 pm UTC (link)
	sigh You're right. Too bad, since it initially said "dog poo". (Reply to this)(Parent)

	feenix 2004-09-09 10:28 pm UTC (link)
	I want mathilde to have my children. XDD ~~though, a little nookie with Hep wouldn't hurt, either~~ (Reply to this)

	necronomist 2004-09-09 10:56 pm UTC (link)
	. . . I never felt more of an urge to kick people as I do now. (Reply to this)

	pokecheck 2004-09-10 12:57 am UTC (link)
	Well, even though cantstopthedawn cantstopherposts, she made this icon...i think. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-09-10 01:21 pm UTC (link)
	ow ow ow fuck my sides hurt. I was reading you icon... took me a second to catch the joke...... (Reply to this)(Parent)

	dreamtoday 2004-09-10 05:20 am UTC (link)
	what i love is how both sides are determined to prove that they are "not taking this SERIOUSLY and laughing on the INSIDE" while accusing the other party of doing so. just admit you're wanking, dearies. you'll feel better. cm (Reply to this)

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