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Pan ([info]panthea) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-09-27 09:45:00
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Current mood:*sporfle!*
Current music:my squeals of GLEE

Ooh, I'm Arab! Take me! :D
(Thanks to [info]trollprincess for the heads-up.)

Wank? Yes. But the kind of wank that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Over on LJ, [info]americanbulldog creates [info]fuck_arabs on Saturday, because... apparently he doesn't like Arabs. He posts a rather offensive screed that is not exactly well-received.

The LJ practical jokers immediately descend, and transform the community into... well... a comm for fucking Arabs.


[info]rote: Hey man, I really like to have sex with arabs (which is what this community is about, right?) but, like, I was wondering if you could suggest any Arabian pornography?

[info]annahplanet: Dark skin, good work ethic, spirituality and strong sense of family have always turned me on. Hopefully this will turn out to be a good meeting place. Count me in!

[info]zazuomgwtf: Do I actually have to like fuck them, can I just be their friend because I am not that much of a slut!

[info]jenlight: If I met a sexy Arab in a sandy place I would have to take him home because sand is not good in the vagina.

Pictures are posted, including Salma Hayek, Ralph Nader, Omar Sharif, Queen Noor, Shannon Elizabeth (NSFW), Alexander Siddig (OMG FANDOM!), Edward Said, and random gay Arabs. Eminently fuckable, all of them! Or not.

Fic is spawned.

[info]rubylou: You know, the gentleman who started this community is going to be SO HAPPY that we've all jumped in and contributed. If I may be so bold in saying so, I'm sure we've exceeded his wildest expectations in finding many lovely Arabs to fuck!

God, I love Livejournal.

ETA: In case the OP deletes the SHEER UTTER BEAUTY:
The original post
Sunday's posts
Monday

SON OF ETA: The community has now been officially pirated. This is, like, the best mutiny EVER.

Also: Icon!
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[info]chash
2004-09-27 03:06 pm UTC (link)
That's the kind of wank that really touches me in all my special places. It's awesome.

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[info]eljuno
2004-09-27 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Sex > hatred.

I think I'm in a good mood now.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-09-27 03:39 pm UTC (link)
This has totally made my morning.

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[info]lurker32
2004-09-27 03:43 pm UTC (link)
Alexander Siddig (OMG FANDOM!)

Oh man, tell me about it. *zips over to look* Da-yum. And normally I think scroungy facial hair ruins a guy. :9

I'll just be over here. In my happy place. Yes.

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(no subject) - [info]chash, 2004-09-27 08:03 pm UTC

[info]oysteria
2004-09-27 03:57 pm UTC (link)
itsme_b, is that you?

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(no subject) - [info]oysteria, 2004-09-27 03:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-09-28 02:37 am UTC

[info]zarla
2004-09-27 04:02 pm UTC (link)
There's nothing that porn can't fix!

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[info]ashenmote
2004-09-27 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Hmmmmmmmmmm, [info]americanbulldog is a member of a community called 'francesucks', too.

Now here's a real connaisseur.

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(no subject) - [info]pokecheck, 2004-09-27 10:28 pm UTC

[info]tekenduis
2004-09-27 04:19 pm UTC (link)
What I wouldn't give to have a video camera pointed at Amercianbulldog's face when he logs in to look at his community next.

Pure gold.

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(no subject) - [info]livingadream, 2004-09-27 05:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]northatlantic, 2004-09-27 05:52 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-09-27 05:54 pm UTC

[info]prettypinkkitty
2004-09-27 04:22 pm UTC (link)
That is SO GREAT. A++++++ for teh funny!

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[info]rinoared
2004-09-27 04:26 pm UTC (link)
Best. Thing. Ever.

Plus wonderful heartwarming proof of the Almighty Powers of Porn.

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(no subject) - [info]katsue, 2004-09-27 07:07 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]fatesarchitect, 2004-09-28 03:55 am UTC

[info]llama_treats
2004-09-27 04:33 pm UTC (link)
Mmmmmm...Doctor Bashir.

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yes! - [info]marlo, 2004-09-28 06:34 pm UTC
Oh, my.
[info]fuzzytowers
2004-09-27 04:42 pm UTC (link)
There's even an entry which proclaims Osama is love! It is meant that in the most carnal of ways.

For amusement purposes...it's a special entry that I am certain will tickle Bulldog right down to his cold little set of balls. Heh.

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[info]bunny
2004-09-27 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Make love not war. Best hijacking of a community EVER.

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(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2004-09-27 06:13 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]panthea, 2004-09-27 07:07 pm UTC

[info]ecchaniz0r
2004-09-27 05:03 pm UTC (link)
...SO.

MUCH.

GLEE.

*poings off sparkling and humming the Schadenfreude Song*

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(no subject) - [info]nekoneko, 2004-09-27 05:22 pm UTC

[info]dunc
2004-09-27 05:22 pm UTC (link)
That's brilliant and hilarious and OMG ODED FEHR.

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(no subject) - [info]elfy, 2004-09-28 01:37 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlest_lurker, 2004-09-28 05:22 am UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2004-09-27 05:55 pm UTC (link)
I was wondering if this was over here yet! I love it! And yeah, some totally hot people there...

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[info]rachelmap
2004-09-27 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Have any of you checked out this clown's userinfo?

First off let me state that I'm not a racist. For those of you who think that because of the following quotes I'm a racist, you are sadly mistaken. I am nothing more than a Nationalist. Many people automatically relate Nationalism to National Socialism, or Nazism, but in actuallity Nationalism is "1. Devotion to the interests or culture of one's nation. 2. The belief that nations will benefit from acting independently rather than collectively, emphasizing national rather than international goals."

"It is thus necessary that the individual should come to realize that his own ego is of no importance in comparison with the existence of his nation; that the position of the individual ego is conditioned solely by the interests of the nation as a whole ... that above all the unity of a nation's spirit and will are worth far more than the freedom of the spirit and will of an individual. ... This state of mind, which subordinates the interests of the ego to the conservation of the community, is really the first premise for every truly human culture .... we understand only the individual's capacity to make sacrifices for the community, for his fellow man."
--- Adolf Hitler

"Strength lies not in defense, but in attack."
-- Adolf Hitler

"Only force rules. Force is the first law"
--Adolf Hitler

"We've got to stop going for broke." --Herman Goring to Adolf Hitler 1938
"All my life I've gone for broke." --Adolf Hitler's response

"If you want to do something new, then the great and the good wont help you. They are self-satisfied, lazy they have a God of their own and they want to do things their way - you can't get anywhere with them. 'Let me have men about me that are fat' - is something an anoited king can say, but not a Fuhrer who has created himself. Let me have villainous rogues about me. The bad guys with a bit of a record, they're useful people; men who are alert to dangers, because they know what to expect, and are on the lookout for loot. You can offer them something, because they are takers. Because they have no compunction. You can hang them if they step out of line. Let me have villainous scoundrels about me - provided that I have the power, the complete power over life and death. I am the one and only boss and no one can meddle with me. What do you know about the possibilities of evil! Why do you write your books and philosophize, if all you know anything about is virtue and how to achieve it, whereas the world is fundamentally driven by something different"
-- Herman Goring

"I suppose it will always be one of the biggest jokes about democracy that it has itself presented its deadliest enemies with the very means by which to destroy it."
-- Joesph Goebbles

"We are obliged, whenever we meet together, to remind ourselves of our principles: blood, quality, toughness."
-- Heinrich Himmler

He also seems fond of Mussolini, Patton and MacArthur. Patton and MacArthur would have been so proud to be on that list.

Silly goose. I don't think he's a racist because he quotes Hitler, et al. I think he's a racist because of his racist 'fuck Arabs' asshattery.

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(no subject) - [info]lurker32, 2004-09-27 06:12 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]also_not_a_pipe, 2004-09-27 06:50 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-09-27 06:46 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]mambo, 2004-09-27 10:57 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-09-27 11:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]dawnswalker, 2004-09-27 11:54 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]teratologist, 2004-09-28 01:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-09-28 04:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_bad_wolf, 2004-09-28 04:11 pm UTC
(no subject) - ataniell93, 2004-09-29 01:24 am UTC

[info]queerasfolkfan
2004-09-27 06:57 pm UTC (link)
Beautiful. Simply fucking beautiful.

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-09-27 07:13 pm UTC (link)
Wonder if the spammage is going to make this guy pick up his toys and go home. Dunno if LJ's abuse team will... we know how helpful they are.

But I'm having waaay too much fun (looking and posting) and I reallly really need to go run errands.

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Best quote ever:
[info]bunny
2004-09-27 07:14 pm UTC (link)
If I slept with Nader, I'd still vote for Kerry in the morning.

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Re: Best quote ever: - [info]rinoared, 2004-09-27 07:49 pm UTC

[info]cleolinda
2004-09-27 07:47 pm UTC (link)
I knew Furl would come in handy someday!

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[info]calluna
2004-09-27 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Aw, no Aladdin or Mozenrath porn, only Jasmine porn....

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[info]lindentree
2004-09-27 11:48 pm UTC (link)
Yay! I never thought I'd have love for trolling, but they're just so damn pleasing! What a nice pick-me-up wank at the end of the day. Sigh.

*lights cigarette*

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[info]moonjaguar
2004-09-28 01:20 am UTC (link)
According to my "latest visitors", the community's creator has been checking his friendslist. Hooo boy.

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(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-09-28 02:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-09-28 02:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-09-28 02:53 am UTC
(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-09-28 04:36 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]delcj, 2004-09-28 02:32 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-09-28 02:57 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kijikun, 2004-09-28 03:03 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]moonjaguar, 2004-09-28 03:06 am UTC
*cackles with glee!* - [info]fuzzytowers, 2004-09-28 08:02 pm UTC
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