Ooh, I'm Arab! Take me! :D
(Thanks to trollprincess for the heads-up.)

Wank? Yes. But the kind of wank that makes me all warm and fuzzy inside.

Over on LJ, americanbulldog creates fuck_arabs on Saturday, because... apparently he doesn't like Arabs. He posts a rather offensive screed that is not exactly well-received.

The LJ practical jokers immediately descend, and transform the community into... well... a comm for fucking Arabs.


rote: Hey man, I really like to have sex with arabs (which is what this community is about, right?) but, like, I was wondering if you could suggest any Arabian pornography?

annahplanet: Dark skin, good work ethic, spirituality and strong sense of family have always turned me on. Hopefully this will turn out to be a good meeting place. Count me in!

zazuomgwtf: Do I actually have to like fuck them, can I just be their friend because I am not that much of a slut!

jenlight: If I met a sexy Arab in a sandy place I would have to take him home because sand is not good in the vagina.

Pictures are posted, including Salma Hayek, Ralph Nader, Omar Sharif, Queen Noor, Shannon Elizabeth (NSFW), Alexander Siddig (OMG FANDOM!), Edward Said, and random gay Arabs. Eminently fuckable, all of them! Or not.

Fic is spawned.

rubylou: You know, the gentleman who started this community is going to be SO HAPPY that we've all jumped in and contributed. If I may be so bold in saying so, I'm sure we've exceeded his wildest expectations in finding many lovely Arabs to fuck!

God, I love Livejournal.

ETA: In case the OP deletes the SHEER UTTER BEAUTY:
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SON OF ETA: The community has now been officially pirated. This is, like, the best mutiny EVER.

Also: Icon!