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Herongale ([info]herongale) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-09-29 06:26:00


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Tipping at Starbucks?
In this past Sunday's New York times, wank is reported. Should you tip at starbucks? Yes? No? 400 comments in on the original query at the Starbucks Gossip forum, the issue is still not decided.


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[info]tekenduis
2004-09-29 12:41 pm UTC (link)
And, yes, lose the pretense. "I'll have the large latte, please." means give me the big cup, no backtalk.

*bwah* I'm in love.

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[info]thewashinator
2004-09-29 06:55 pm UTC (link)
Heh, my friend the barista would agree with you, but they get punished for not speaking in that passive-agressive coffee language. Even though the chick at the couner perfectly understands what you're asking for, there's hell to pay if the manager/supervisor person doesn't hear them convert it into Starbucks speak.

Normally I try to be understanding of this, but last week I ran in to get a large sugar free passion tea, and when I ordered it just like that, the guy looked straight at me, "so you'd like a venti passion tea shaken refreshment, unsweet?" and I nearly reached over the counter and smacked him. It's just so fucking annoying.

(my Book icon waves at your Wash icon)

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[info]tekenduis
2004-09-29 07:10 pm UTC (link)
there's hell to pay if the manager/supervisor person doesn't hear them convert it into Starbucks speak.

Wow. I believe that one is a serious contender for the "most annoying corporate policy ever" title.

I <3 my province. We have one Starbucks for 500,000 people. That's it.. just one.

Of course, you can't toss a stone without hitting a Tim Horton's. Tim Horton's doesn't have their very own coffee language. Nosiree. That reminds me... I need to go get me a Double-Double and some Timbits! Yay!

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[info]phosfate
2004-09-29 08:58 pm UTC (link)
Unless, of course, you work for Disney.

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[info]khym_chanur
2004-09-30 04:56 am UTC (link)
So then, if you tell the barista that you're not going to buy the freaking thing if they insist on using those strange words, they'll ask you please leave the premises?

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[info]silvernutmeg
2004-09-29 01:21 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahahahahah!

... I sure wish major newspapers were paying me to throw together a bunch of quotes from wankers on the internet.

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[info]winterfalls
2004-09-29 01:39 pm UTC (link)
Whenever there's a discussion about tipping, someone's bound to bring up the tipping scene in Reservoir Dogs.

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[info]snacky
2004-09-29 04:23 pm UTC (link)
Simply stated, fuck you and your tips.

Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.

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[info]lurker32
2004-09-29 05:26 pm UTC (link)
Dude, I never knew that Starbucks counter girls were Satan. Who says teh intarweb isn't educational?

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2004-09-29 08:32 pm UTC (link)
Gee, it's too bad that Starbuck's is the only place in the world that serves coffee. I am distressed by the indecision they cause me over whether or not I should tip, and deeply, deeply offended by them feeling they have the right to distress me.

*sigh* If only there was a way to skip it all and get my coffee at home. Like, in little bottles or something. Or... or maybe even smoosh the beans myself. It's so crazy that it just might work!

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[info]kijikun
2004-09-29 10:46 pm UTC (link)
You know what place should ask for tips? Daycares.

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[info]kookaburra
2004-09-30 07:12 am UTC (link)
And then they could like, withhold the kid until the parent tipped enough to cover how much of a monster the kid had been that day.

Hmmmm... I might have to try this in my next babysitting gig.

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[info]bubosquared
2004-09-30 03:49 pm UTC (link)
The problem with that is, if the kid's enough of a monster, the parents may not want him or her back at all, and then yuou're stuck with the kid.

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[info]kookaburra
2004-09-30 07:25 pm UTC (link)
Dammit. I must ponder this some more. I'm sure there's a way to increase the amount of money I extort from parents get paid...

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-09-30 12:03 am UTC (link)
Hell yes tip your Barista! Knock 'em right over if you want!

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[info]schoenschoen
2004-10-01 12:00 am UTC (link)
I had two roommates who worked at Starbucks. I had to be subject to all their [info]customers_suck-calibur stories every night. Hell yes, I'll tip those people.

My favorites are the snotty people on the board who keep rationalizing their being cheap bastards by saying "It's only coffee" or "You do your job, I don't have to be nice or tip you!" or my personal favorite "You don't even have a real job, why do you want a tip?" I'm also willing to bet that some of these people are the little preppie bitches that run in with their four friends five minutes before closing time and order five Carmel Frappuccinos, or gods-forbid some Double-carmel, half-fat, caffiene-free, low-sugar, soy latte Cafe Americano with no espresso.

Then again, I'm probably biased.

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[info]gal_montag
2004-10-04 01:19 am UTC (link)
Y'know, I work a service job with no benifits and a nasty rotten boss and I don't get tipped. Maybe I should put out a jar since I apparently deserve it.

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