It's too hard to pick out just one spectacle of wank, since there's simply so much of it here.
It's the old "goth verses poser" thing again, and this wonderful little community is literally a wank emporium.

I have no clue if this has been posted before, but what the heck. It's wank, and it's amusing if you haven't seen the whole "goth vs. ungoth" thing before.