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token ([info]chaimonkey) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-10-06 23:13:00


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Current mood:E-V-O-L

holy crap. teh bio-terrorism is splurted on yey?
[info]motel666 cross-posts all over da place about the mini "bio-terrorist" plant she runs at the strip-club.


Cut+Pastede:

I have started doing something BAD. And by BAD, I mean, I think I'm now a bio-terrorist. If Bush gets elected, he may bomb me. I'll have to hide out in caves and work on my recipe for Sarin and shit. [snip]

So, here's what I've started doing: when I see a customer with an active, weeping herpes lesion--or when I see a customer with the raised, red, pro-dromal bumps that come before an outbreak--or when I see a customer with the tell-tale drip of gonorrhea--or when his cock is riddled with cauliflower-like wart clusters--I tell him to unscrew the lid of the black bottle of oil. Then I tell him to ejaculate into the oil for me.
[snip]

Now, when the customers reach for the oil bottle, it makes me smile really big.



Now, I originally spotted this in [info]customers_suck community, where it's worked up a mini-wank thus far - just people generally telling her she's disgusting. Cross over to her journal, and it's La Nina.

[info]lady_harbinger's on her knees: go wait some tables. go work in a record store. Hot Topic for pete's sake. for gods sake go do something else...anything... before you totally destroy yourself inside and out. please.

[info]spider88 brings up a good point: Um, but... if you kill them all...then where would you work?? [answer: "funeral home"]

[info]mobiusmuse: In fact, I'm usually a little hesitant about those half-full bottles of ketchup they leave on the table at Denny's for weeks on end. [You need help, man.]

And for the grand finale...

motel666 reveals herself to be a practicing feminazi.

Ah, wank about wanking. Who knew it could be so precious?

[Edit] The post of hers was a joke/experiment, btw. Before any of you get too worked up.



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[info]kijikun
2004-10-07 04:33 am UTC (link)
Ewwwwwwwww...

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[info]kijikun
2004-10-07 04:35 am UTC (link)
plus that xoooxxxooo thing is annoying.

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[info]chaimonkey
2004-10-07 04:38 am UTC (link)
Yeah, just about smacked her for that one.

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[info]lurker32
2004-10-07 04:45 am UTC (link)
I thought by the time you were old enough to be a stripper, you'd outgrown that kind of lameassitude.

Silly me!

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[info]darkrose
2004-10-07 05:04 am UTC (link)
icon love!

I <3 Spirited Away.

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[info]kijikun
2004-10-07 05:15 am UTC (link)
But he's not dead...he's only sleeping. *pets the poor little coal spirte*

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[info]bitca
2004-10-08 03:25 am UTC (link)
*echoes the icon love*

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[info]misachan
2004-10-07 05:26 am UTC (link)
All I could picture was poor starlet_harlot(a lovely customers_suck member who works as a prostitute in Sydney and doesn't post nearly often enough) banging her head against the wall. The real sex workers on the comm don't need this nonsense.

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[info]antigone
2004-10-07 08:20 pm UTC (link)
Her logic is so twisted! My brain might explode if I try to understand this from a "feminist" angle. Bwuh?
When she posts her little "experiment" people get disgusted and pissed what she's spreading disease on purpose and vindictively, and that means they must be ANTI-FEMINIST PLEBES OMG! Nevermind the real women in the community who work at real sex industry related jobs and deal with real crap from people that now shall only get worse.


*also hates condescending "xxxoxooxxxxxo" crap* I bet she dots her "I"s with little hearts.


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[info]kijikun
2004-10-07 05:59 am UTC (link)
Joke or not, it's still eewwwwwwww. And she's got a few screws losse for even thinking something like that is 'fighting back'.

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meshou
2004-10-07 06:33 am UTC (link)
Totally makes sense.

I know "Strippers are killed and raped, so exposing people who probably aren't killers or rapists to diseases is totally OK!" was the first thing that popped into my head. Obviously I am a wonderful feminist.

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[info]iczer6
2004-10-07 06:49 am UTC (link)
Naturally, I mean how DARE men do things like come into a strip joint and do things like ogling naked ladies, and occasionally having sex with them!

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[info]schoenschoen
2004-10-07 07:32 am UTC (link)
I like how her logic of 'collecting cum in a baby oil bottle = rape/killing of prostitutes'. How does that work, anyway?

Also, the *huge* double standard on Customer's Suck was amazing! It's wrong to try to get back at guys who come in with visible symptoms of nasty STDs, because they're just innocents. Or it will hurt their girliefriends. No mention of 'what happens if a random customer picks up that bottle' or 'what the hell do you *do* for a living, anyway?' What the hell *does* she do? Stripper, prostitute, peep show babe? What?

Also, my personal favorite was: Prostitution is illegal, therefore prostitutes have no rights. Nevermind the pimps and johns that visit them are just as guilty of illegality. O_o

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[info]krazycat
2004-10-07 08:11 am UTC (link)
Wow, I didn't think it was possible to miss the point of prostitution being illegal *that* badly.

Moron.

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-10-07 07:51 am UTC (link)
"So, here's what I've started doing: when I see a customer with an active, weeping herpes lesion--or when I see a customer with the raised, red, pro-dromal bumps that come before an outbreak--or when I see a customer with the tell-tale drip of gonorrhea--or when his cock is riddled with cauliflower-like wart clusters."

I admit that I'm a little bit naive, but I didn't think people were just allowed to whip it out right there in the club in the first place, regardless of whether they have herpes or not...

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[info]kijikun
2004-10-07 06:48 pm UTC (link)
It's probably the 'private booth' sort. The girl is behind a peice of glass and the guy pays for a certain amount of time of viewing pleasure.

(ah the things your learn from lifetime moives)

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[info]chaimonkey
2004-10-07 11:28 pm UTC (link)
(ah the things your learn from lifetime moives)

Or Boondock Saints! :D

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[info]xero_sky
2004-10-07 08:00 am UTC (link)
Disgusting.

However, as a trolling sort of post, it's admirable. She got lots of comments, plus now that it's a "joke", she gets to respond like this:
What does that mean about us, that we're okay with sex workers being victims, but not okay with sex workers hating and punishing customers as much as they hate and punish us?

Nastiness + Condescending Martyrdom = OTP!

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[info]beandelphiki
2004-10-07 06:00 pm UTC (link)
Damn, beaten!

She's also posted here in anti_porn, where, surprisingly, most people don't like it. (They have a history of not being too logical about anything that involves OB-JECT-TI-FI-CA-TION!)

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[info]chaimonkey
2004-10-07 11:05 pm UTC (link)
Aw, baleeted! :(

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[info]beandelphiki
2004-10-08 07:55 pm UTC (link)
Damn again! I knew I should have saved it!

Apparently, it also got posted to porn_rage, and was deleted. *sighs*

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(Anonymous)
2004-10-07 06:46 pm UTC (link)
I have wanked, I'm afraid. Something about people saying they're fighting for my sake when I want nothing to do with them. Or their cause.


--funwithrage

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redwarrior
2004-10-08 03:15 am UTC (link)
Send her right over to Wells College. She can join the protestors and carry her bottle of oil to all the male profs' offices. >3

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