holy crap. teh bio-terrorism is splurted on yey?
motel666 cross-posts all over da place about the mini "bio-terrorist" plant she runs at the strip-club.


Cut+Pastede:

I have started doing something BAD. And by BAD, I mean, I think I'm now a bio-terrorist. If Bush gets elected, he may bomb me. I'll have to hide out in caves and work on my recipe for Sarin and shit. [snip]

So, here's what I've started doing: when I see a customer with an active, weeping herpes lesion--or when I see a customer with the raised, red, pro-dromal bumps that come before an outbreak--or when I see a customer with the tell-tale drip of gonorrhea--or when his cock is riddled with cauliflower-like wart clusters--I tell him to unscrew the lid of the black bottle of oil. Then I tell him to ejaculate into the oil for me. [snip]

Now, when the customers reach for the oil bottle, it makes me smile really big.


Now, I originally spotted this in customers_suck community, where it's worked up a mini-wank thus far - just people generally telling her she's disgusting. Cross over to her journal, and it's La Nina.

lady_harbinger's on her knees: go wait some tables. go work in a record store. Hot Topic for pete's sake. for gods sake go do something else...anything... before you totally destroy yourself inside and out. please.

spider88 brings up a good point: Um, but... if you kill them all...then where would you work?? [answer: "funeral home"]

mobiusmuse: In fact, I'm usually a little hesitant about those half-full bottles of ketchup they leave on the table at Denny's for weeks on end. [You need help, man.]

And for the grand finale...

motel666 reveals herself to be a practicing feminazi.

Ah, wank about wanking. Who knew it could be so precious?

[Edit] The post of hers was a joke/experiment, btw. Before any of you get too worked up.