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Tangle of Toy (funkyhelix) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2004-10-08 22:47:00

...?

Add one anonymous commenter and watch poster go apeshit. And the whole you have my sword thing is soooo five fandoms ago.

HEY!!!!!

HEY!!!! YOU SHITFACED COWARD!!!!!! GET YOUR GODDAMN SNARKY ASS OUT HERE. DO YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME??? COME AND GET IT, YOU NAZI-FUCKING ASSENINE EXCUSE FOR A PRIMATE!!!!!! COME ON, BRING IT!!!!! YOU WANT ME ON AIM? "VENNYBEAR" OR "M TAXIDEA TAXUS." YOU WANT ME ON E-MAIL? "VENNYBEAR@AOL.COM" OR "HALFWEST@MAC.COM." I'M WAITING, DIPSHIT. YOU'D BETTER HAVE AN EXPLANATIOPN FORTHCOMING, OR I FIND OTHER WAYS TO FIGURE OUT WHO YOU AR, AND WHERE YOU LIVE, AND I STRING YOU UP A FUCKING FLAGPOLE BY YOUR GODDAMN INTESTINES. SAVVY?????

Current Mood: PISSED OFF.

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	(Anonymous) 2004-10-09 04:06 am UTC (link)
	Ven's obviously off her medication this week. (Reply to this)

	ashenmote 2004-10-09 04:20 am UTC (link)
	Well. Passive-agressive it is not. But a fit of raving madness in written form just falls short compared to the real thing. I give s/h/it a 3.9 on the 1-10 rage attack scale. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	restlesshands 2004-10-09 05:08 am UTC (link)
	The all-caps was good, and the "savvy" on the end added some flair. Fairly creative treats too. Still, lacked length and true psychosis. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2004-10-09 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Yes, the 'savvy' at the end was pretty good. But rattling off all those AIM and EMail addys...nope, that costed him a good two points. It's: "You and me. A battle to the death. At noon. On the main street." That's enough. No need to specify a whole roadmap full of alternative venues. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-10-12 03:19 am UTC (link)
	She, not he. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cleolinda 2004-10-09 05:03 am UTC (link)
	And the whole you have my sword thing is soooo five fandoms ago. Heh. I think we actually had a whole "You have my ----" thread in Crystalwank, which was--what, six months ago? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	oulangi 2004-10-09 05:08 am UTC (link)
	But in fan time that's like 12 years. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kijikun 2004-10-09 05:12 am UTC (link)
	I thought it was more like 60 years.. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	cleolinda 2004-10-09 05:17 am UTC (link)
	Exactly. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oulangi 2004-10-09 05:34 am UTC (link)
	shakes stick at kids on my lawn (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2004-10-09 05:42 am UTC (link)
	You have my cane. senile voice (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oulangi 2004-10-09 05:46 am UTC (link)
	takes dentures too (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2004-10-09 06:00 am UTC (link)
	And my densssues. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	oulangi 2004-10-09 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Do you think "assenine" was a really bad pun or freudian slip revealing a deep hatred for small packs of South African fox like creatures valued for their fur? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ashenmote 2004-10-09 06:31 am UTC (link)
	Heh. For the well-being of the little foxes I hope s/h/it was just aiming in the general direction of the word and too angry to spell-check (but not too mad for picking a proper LJ mood...that's so cute!). (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oysteria 2004-10-09 06:28 am UTC (link)
	Closer to a year, I think. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2004-10-09 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Metaquotes says late April, for what it's worth. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sorchar 2004-10-09 05:57 am UTC (link)
	"You have my sword"? WTF kind of fucked-up SCA refugee shit is that? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	cleolinda 2004-10-09 07:19 am UTC (link)
	Now, now. Give them credit--it's a LOTR reference, which is at least one step above total SCA geekery. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2004-10-09 07:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, but who the fuck TALKS like that, outside of say, movies or ren faires? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-10-09 07:58 am UTC (link)
	raises hand But I'm a certified freak. ~Fangboy (The Anon who isn't) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2004-10-09 08:25 am UTC (link)
	Well, that's different. G Sorry. It just reminds me of those guys at pagan gatherings who try to hit on women by calling them "my lady." Not that this has happened to me. Much. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bubosquared 2004-10-09 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, I've seen guys do that, but in a goofy way, and well aware of the fact that itès cheesy and smurfy. People doing that in all seriousness? Ew! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	coyote 2004-10-11 03:26 pm UTC (link)
	I think someone being chivalrous in all seriousness would be cute. As long as they're, y'know, sincere about it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bubosquared 2004-10-11 05:56 pm UTC (link)
	The problem with chivalry is that it tends to come with a side order of sexism. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	bubosquared 2004-10-11 06:39 pm UTC (link)
	The problem with chivalry is that it tends to come with a side order of sexism. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	coyote 2004-10-11 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	Well, that's easily cured by a swift kick to the balls. And being sexist negates the sincereity, IMHO. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-10-13 02:39 pm UTC (link)
	I the fuck talk like that, but this must be the first time someone's implied my usual colloquially challenged way of talking is fucked up shit. Holy McWTFucketh, I've really made it now! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sorchar 2004-10-13 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	shrugs Sorry, it just comes off as pretentious and belabored to me. You know, since swords aren't generally widely used and all. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	adora_spintriae 2004-10-09 06:37 am UTC (link)
	He may be a mouse, and he may be a troll, but by-fuck, he's funny. the masked bandito does not fight. he dances. for great justice. Pure. Gold. I'm going to make that a sig somewhere... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	radiotrash 2004-10-09 06:50 am UTC (link)
	Yes that quite amused me as well. I too will use that sometime in the future. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	xero_sky 2004-10-09 06:57 am UTC (link)
	NAZI-FUCKING ?? Does Godwin have a corollary to cover this sort of thing? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vassilissa 2004-10-10 06:36 am UTC (link)
	If you invoke Nazi-fucking in the middle of a flame-war, you lose the argument and don't get laid. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	lindentree 2004-10-09 07:29 am UTC (link)
	Much as I hate anonymous trolls, MAN is that amusing. Hee! Masked bandito! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-10-09 07:59 am UTC (link)
	I'm going to have ask my friend if that was him... He'd say that exact thing, and has to me. ~Fangboy(The Anon who isn't) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	schoenschoen 2004-10-10 11:18 am UTC (link)
	There is a way to not allow anony. comments, love. Make your journal FRIENDS ONLY. Yeah, it's called the 'disallow anonymous comments option'. I guess some people just seem to think that FRIENDS ONLY OMG! is the answer to everything. .....And here I thought it only cured cancer. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-10-10 04:06 pm UTC (link)
	It also regrows hair, gets rid of warts, and makes a fine salad dressing. Lucan (http://www.livejournal.com/users/lordlucan) (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	coyote 2004-10-11 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	And gets rid of nasty school-peer stalkers, according to my friend. So it has its uses. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Halfwest, poster of said rant, and very confused. (Anonymous) 2004-10-12 03:02 am UTC (link)
	o.O Wow. I feel almost special or something. Tangle, darling, what exactly the shit do you think you're doing? I don't even KNOW you. I'm flattered and all that you think my PMSing rant is impressive enough to put here, but really... wtf? And ARE you one of my trolls and WHY? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	Re: Halfwest, poster of said rant, and very confused. (Anonymous) 2004-10-12 03:21 am UTC (link)
	laughs and laughs and laughs Moni, I never thought someone I knew would be fandom-wanked or whatever the hell you call it. Only you, Moni, only you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Ven again. (Anonymous) 2004-10-12 03:24 am UTC (link)
	Yeah, I know. It's like when I was in 12th grade and got effectively... Catholic-wanked by the admin of Oakcrest. Can you get Catholic-wanked? I think I was. That was DAMN funny. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: Ven again. (Anonymous) 2004-10-12 12:11 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't find the Oakcrest-thing funny, and I still think you should've sued. But this is funny. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	(Anonymous) 2004-10-14 02:52 am UTC (link)
	And then in her very next post declares- Dear Kielle, You take things WAY too seriously. Love, Ven in regards to this (http://www.livejournal.com/users/_redpanda_/308560.html) little tiff. The hypocrisy, she burns. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-10-14 07:14 am UTC (link)
	There is a very particular difference between taking an abandoned website as a declaration of war, and being annoyed because people start flinging false accusations at the owner of said website. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ramlatch 2004-10-14 06:29 pm UTC (link)
	I don't get it... why are you being an anonymouse? (Reply to this)(Parent)

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