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The Drink Mixer of the Darkside (deoridhe) wrote in otf_wank,
@ 2004-10-12 14:22:00

Current mood:	Homicidal
Current music:	\/\/4`/ 2 \|)4\|\/\|\|\\| (_;00\|), \|\\|1(\|<\|_\|34(\|

OMG |_| |2 73|-| g|24|\/|3|2 1337!!!
Snatchbeast has a message for all those who type abbreviations or use l33t. She posts in Brutal Honesty because, as everyone knows, this is the best way to get a message to the internet at large. "why are people retarded? [sic]"

hate at the internet
why are people retarded?

ok, i dont capitilize.. i'm lazy. but i do type entire words. occassionally i'll type thru instead through, etc.. but.. what i'm getting at here is this.

lol. i fucking hate lol. i despise it with passion. lmao. roflmao. is "haha" so hard to type? or even "hehe"?

brb g2g LOL or the ever so popular LOLz.. r u LOL? 2 b b4 u is gr8.

this is like when a few years back the system was discussing teaching fucking ebonics in public schools. laziness.

hello fat america. sit on the couch, with the tv and frozen dinners, watching dr phil via satellite and remote, calling in pizza delivery, buying the fucking "clapper"... just keep typing LOL.. i dare you..

and w00t is just as bad.

Unsurprisingly, LOLLERSKATES and the ROFL COPTER make an early appearance, followed by LOLLERBATE and LOLLERCAUST. Also unsurprisingly, true grammer whores make themselves known. Zhzhblyad is the first to comment on the hypocrisy of bitching about online grammar when not using capitals and using ellipses incorrectly. Then Riotlounge brings up geese and ganders, and Revenantrose brings up the use of symbolic language and shows her knowledge of synonyms. Surprisingly, no one seems to bring up the OPs complete lack of spelling capability, but since doing so virtually guarantees having a spelling error in the correction, I suppose I can understand why.

All and all, small but 5|-|1|\|`/.

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	ashenmote 2004-10-12 07:34 pm UTC (link)
	5\|-\|1\|\\|`/. squints cries I hate you. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	deoridhe 2004-10-12 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	\|\/\|\|_\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4\|-\|4! I promise to use my \|_33+ p0\/\/3\|2z for good? Heeeeee. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ashenmote, 2004-10-12 07:58 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 08:07 pm UTC

beccastareyes, 2004-10-12 09:08 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 09:52 pm UTC

	>_< ashenmote 2004-10-12 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Also, I wish there were checkboxes on the icon page that activate a "Are you sure you want to use THIS icon with your comment? Y/N" popup. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 07:47 pm UTC

	ymfaery 2004-10-13 11:15 am UTC (link)
	What is that supposed to be anyway? I can't really tell. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ashenmote, 2004-10-13 11:20 am UTC

	sarajayechan 2004-10-12 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	@_@ Lollerskates! I recognize that nick from an IRC chatroom...he was weird. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mistressrenet 2004-10-12 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I couldn't imagine. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	winterfalls 2004-10-12 07:53 pm UTC (link)
	i dont like capitals.. never have.. and i feel ellipses have more class with only two periods. Ellipses have... class? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	telesilla 2004-10-12 07:58 pm UTC (link)
	Ellipses are the new black. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-12 08:03 pm UTC

puipui, 2004-10-12 11:12 pm UTC

(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2004-10-12 11:54 pm UTC

winterfalls, 2004-10-12 08:30 pm UTC

	lurker32 2004-10-12 08:01 pm UTC (link)
	I think my brain just committed suicide. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

ashenmote, 2004-10-12 08:12 pm UTC

mistressrenet, 2004-10-12 08:16 pm UTC

ashenmote, 2004-10-12 09:32 pm UTC

mistressrenet, 2004-10-12 09:52 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 09:53 pm UTC

mistressrenet, 2004-10-12 09:56 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 10:12 pm UTC

winterfalls, 2004-10-12 10:29 pm UTC

big_bad_wolf, 2004-10-12 10:52 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 10:57 pm UTC

big_bad_wolf, 2004-10-12 11:03 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 11:05 pm UTC

big_bad_wolf, 2004-10-12 11:11 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 11:13 pm UTC

big_bad_wolf, 2004-10-12 11:15 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 11:25 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 11:26 pm UTC

big_bad_wolf, 2004-10-13 06:50 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 11:28 pm UTC

ashenmote, 2004-10-13 12:08 am UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-13 03:17 am UTC

marlo, 2004-10-12 11:18 pm UTC

lurker32, 2004-10-12 10:49 pm UTC

mistressrenet, 2004-10-13 07:35 pm UTC

	missi 2004-10-13 05:25 am UTC (link)
	Also, apparently, the structural formation of ellipses is up for debate. WTF. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ymfaery 2004-10-13 11:18 am UTC (link)
	Aren't the "two dot ellipses" called something else? >.>a (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

dwarfjen, 2004-10-13 01:21 pm UTC

ymfaery, 2004-10-13 10:25 pm UTC

	alpheratz 2004-10-12 08:21 pm UTC (link)
	tl;dr (Reply to this)(Thread)

	deoridhe 2004-10-12 08:23 pm UTC (link)
	Shouldn't that be: "+\|_;\|)\|2.."? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

alpheratz, 2004-10-12 08:29 pm UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-12 08:38 pm UTC

	marlo 2004-10-12 09:58 pm UTC (link)
	"capitalize." kthxdie. She doesn't seem to be getting the point that not using the Shift key and then berating people for being lazy because they type LOL is hypocritical. Jargon, slang, and abbreviations are part of the evolution of language. There are people who take it to ridiculous extremes and use it in stupid ways, but that's not the language, that's the people. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	deoridhe 2004-10-12 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	`/0\|_\| \|2 53\/\/ \|21(_;\|-\|+; `/4\|2(_;0\|\\| \|\\| 0+\|-\|3\|2 5\|_\|(\|-\| \|_4\|\\|g\|_\|4g3 \|<4\|\\| \|21\|_\|_`/ \|o\|_\|+ 4 (\|24\|\/\|\|o 1\|\\| (0\|\/\|\|\/\|\|_\|\|\\|1(4+10\|\\|.LOL I slay me. 8) ~~Translation: You are so right; jargon and other such language can really put a cramp in communication.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	tyraarane_ 2004-10-12 10:27 pm UTC (link)
	but i do type entire words. Well, bloody good for you! Now learn to use the shift key before I beat you to death with your own ellipses! [/bitchy English major] (Reply to this)(Thread)

winterfalls, 2004-10-12 10:29 pm UTC

	phosfate 2004-10-12 10:51 pm UTC (link)
	LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOh jeez that hurts! Ow. Owie. That never hurt on the piano. (Reply to this)

	tekenduis 2004-10-12 11:44 pm UTC (link)
	Dear Deoridhe, As your minion, I feel it is my duty to inform you that I believe I am going to have to kill you. I hope you understand. Love, Daoine. (Reply to this)(Thread)

ashenmote, 2004-10-13 12:53 am UTC

tekenduis, 2004-10-13 01:29 am UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-13 03:20 am UTC

tekenduis, 2004-10-13 03:40 am UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-13 04:38 am UTC

ashenmote, 2004-10-13 04:32 am UTC

deoridhe, 2004-10-13 04:37 am UTC

	o_o 2004-10-13 01:02 am UTC (link)
	My head hurts. (Reply to this)

	bubosquared 2004-10-13 01:03 am UTC (link)
	occassionally i'll type thru instead through I lost any sympathy I may have had for this guy right there. Yeah, people who litter their conversation with LOL are annoying, but LOL is at least an acronym. "Thru" instead of "through" is just fucking lazy, and makes the baby Melle cry. stabs (Reply to this)(Thread)

shinigami_co, 2004-10-13 04:21 am UTC

shinigami_co, 2004-10-13 04:22 am UTC

bubosquared, 2004-10-13 09:54 am UTC

It hurts and stings!

reinhardt
2004-10-13 03:44 am UTC (link)

i dont like capitals.. never have.. and i feel ellipses have more class with only two periods.

Oh my darling ellipsis... WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU?!

And that is NOT class! The poor thing's a mutant! All the other punctuation marks are going to laugh and tease it on the playground now!

I hope you're happy snatchbeast. You've ruined this poor piece of punctuation's life forever!

(Reply to this)(Thread)

Re: It hurts and stings! -

deoridhe, 2004-10-13 04:39 am UTC

	sesana 2004-10-13 05:53 am UTC (link)
	I don't get it. She doesn't like capitals? Did they punch her bunny when she was five or something? (Reply to this)(Thread)

winterfalls, 2004-10-13 10:58 am UTC

	apoplexia 2004-10-13 02:12 pm UTC (link)
	e e strikes again! bwahahaah! (Reply to this)(Thread)

ashenmote, 2004-10-13 10:17 pm UTC

	monkeywrench 2004-10-13 04:10 pm UTC (link)
	Oh my God, I've been looking for the Lollerskates and Lolocaust .gifs for ages! (Reply to this)(Thread)

deoridhe, 2004-10-13 05:12 pm UTC

	redwarrior 2004-10-13 05:52 pm UTC (link)
	Grammar is an absolute. You are not grammatical. Therefore, you're being a hypocrite. ^^ Have a nice day. (Reply to this)

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