Small town wank
The county where I grew up is full of anal retentive wankers who don't know when to stop. Now they have national attention for not knowing when to stop.
A kid gets six months to two years of jail time for streaking at his class' High School Graduation.
Hark! Hear that sound? There's loads more to the story. Mostly you hear the sound of local officials doing the back stroke. These are the same folks who knew this kid was in deep doo-doo long before they were contacted by the national media. They were also people who could have done something about it, but didn't. Nancy Schrader could have stood up for him long before she was contacted by national media, but didn't. (He was sentenced October 6.) She has considerable pull in the county. She was quite happy to let him rot in an overcrowded jail prior to her 15 minutes of fame.
There are people who seem to think that he should rot in jail for a lot longer than two years.
Where the small-minded live, the stream of spooge never ends.
I hope the entire class of 2005 streaks at their graduation.