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	dawnswalker 2004-10-17 12:28 am UTC (link)
	Well, the placenta is still meat, but no animals (or humans) have to die in order to get it... (Reply to this)(Thread)

	miharu 2004-10-17 12:55 am UTC (link)
	I'm an idiot, I see what you called me on - no apparently means yes on my planet. Fixed! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sarajayechan 2004-10-17 12:30 am UTC (link)
	We can't have one conversation without it coming back to auto-cunnilingus. I still stand by my belief that it's impossible to blow/eat out oneself. That CAN NOT be good for your back. XD;; (Reply to this)(Thread)

	dawnswalker 2004-10-17 12:31 am UTC (link)
	What if you were a contortionist? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarajayechan 2004-10-17 12:33 am UTC (link)
	...Point. Nice icon XD (Reply to this)(Parent)

	miharu 2004-10-17 12:53 am UTC (link)
	I'm sad to say this, but I know that at least auto-fellatio is possible as I have witnessed it with my own two scarred eyes. I would imagine, anatomy being as it is, that auto-cunnilingus is probably only achieveable by those of a contortionist nature. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	sarajayechan 2004-10-17 12:58 am UTC (link)
	...Yeow. :o (Reply to this)(Parent)

	moonjaguar 2004-10-17 05:57 am UTC (link)
	Old partner of mine could pull off autofellatio. It was interesting to say the least but he couldn't do it very often. He says now that he can't because he's not as flexible as he was fifteen years ago. /TMI Hmm.. if I could perform autocunnilingus I'd never leave home! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ataniell93 2004-10-20 04:18 am UTC (link)
	I've actually seen auto-fellatio on VHS. One of my gay male roomies had a tape when I was in grad school. I couldn't stop watching, it was just so fascinating. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	echoe69 2004-10-17 02:00 am UTC (link)
	If you don't feel like eating it you can always wash your hair with it ;) http://www.donkihote.com/catalogcity_detail.asp?num=13483 It apparently makes your hair rrrrrrrrrreally soft shivers I bet that stuff smells really funky (Reply to this)(Thread)

	vassilissa 2004-10-17 03:00 am UTC (link)
	Not with hot water, though? I hope? Because that would be gross. That's right, I'm not as grossed out by the idea of washing your hair with placenta as I am at the idea of washing it with placenta and hot water. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	iczer6 2004-10-17 05:24 am UTC (link)
	Dare I ask why you shouldn't use hot water when washing your hair with placenta? Icz (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dawnswalker 2004-10-17 06:09 am UTC (link)
	Maybe the hot water might cook the placenta? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vassilissa 2004-10-18 01:08 am UTC (link)
	That's what I was thinking. Or even just curdle. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	iris 2004-10-17 03:10 am UTC (link)
	Wow. o_o F_W: We're not just funny, we're educational! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vassilissa 2004-10-17 03:01 am UTC (link)
	Marije? Stop following my dietary philosophy (there, I bet that's something you haven't heard a vegan say in a while), you're making my dietary philosophy look stupid. Thanks. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	bohicamouse 2004-10-17 06:35 am UTC (link)
	Icon loff yey! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	vassilissa 2004-10-18 01:10 am UTC (link)
	Back atcha. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bitca 2004-10-18 01:53 pm UTC (link)
	Not that it's this Impulse, but did you know they're bringing Bart into Smallville this week? glee (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ladybirdsleeps 2004-10-17 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	I dunno ... is eating your own boogers vegan? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	jess_d_ripper 2004-10-17 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	How many boogers have to die before we come to our senses? (Reply to this)(Parent)

teratologist
2004-10-18 02:39 am UTC (link)

*cue gratuitous placenta story*

When I was a wee lass, I lived on a dairy farm. Dairy farms, of course, involve ~~brutal bovine rape~~ pregnant cows, and from time to time a cow would give birth out in the fields.

My mother observed one day that the turkey vultures always flocked to the afterbirth.

"Yes," said my dad. "It must taste just like lasagna to them."

My mother didn't make lasagna again for several years; in fact I'm not sure whether she's ever made it again to this day.

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	oysteria 2004-10-18 02:45 am UTC (link)
	I will never eat lasagna again. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	teratologist 2004-10-18 08:45 pm UTC (link)
	I promise never to serve you lasagna if you will only tell me who/what is in your icon. I've been trying to figure it out for ages. It looks like someone balancing a medicine ball on his/her tongue while doing modern dance, but I'm not sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	senor_pinata 2004-10-19 02:32 am UTC (link)
	I'll break in and reveal that it's Vash from Trigun, in a very silly super-deformed moment. He usually doesn't have a three-foot tongue...that we know of. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	kijikun 2004-10-19 02:58 am UTC (link)
	Only Meryl knows for sure. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	senor_pinata 2004-10-19 03:12 am UTC (link)
	There's probably a hentai doujinshi somewhere detailing just that. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	oysteria 2004-10-19 04:33 pm UTC (link)
	I call it Cthuluspawn! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vengeance_bean 2004-10-18 04:01 pm UTC (link)
	I want to tell lots of people that story now. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	teratologist 2004-10-18 08:46 pm UTC (link)
	Please do. Go forth and spread the gospel of placental lasagna. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	maryavatar 2004-10-18 10:57 am UTC (link)
	The midwife showed me the placenta after I had Spawn #1, and that fucker was huge. It was in a bucket. Are you supposed to eat the whole thing, or just nibble it a bit then hide the rest under your mashed potatoes? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2004-10-18 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	snarfs cola out nose and onto cat OHMYGAHD XD I love you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	maryavatar 2004-10-18 06:50 pm UTC (link)
	Cool, do I get oral sex? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ecchaniz0r 2004-10-19 02:59 pm UTC (link)
	...I need to print out that icon and show it to my friend r's ex boyfriend. He'll imploooooode~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	maryavatar 2004-10-19 03:43 pm UTC (link)
	Heheh, glad to be of service ;) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	sanguinary 2004-10-19 05:53 am UTC (link)
	from what I remember from watching the cows eat it, you eat the whole thing in one go. Kinda like chewing and swallowing a five-foot piece of meat-flavoured bubblegum. You could try hiding it under the potatoes, but you'd be missing out on all those important vitamins and protiens. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	maryavatar 2004-10-19 03:44 pm UTC (link)
	shudder I grew up on a farm, and my dad was a vet, and that mental image still squicked me out. Congratulations :p (Reply to this)(Parent)

	littlest_lurker 2004-10-19 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	Kinda like chewing and swallowing a five-foot piece of meat-flavoured bubblegum. Well that statement just about killed my appetite for the next decade or so. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	teratologist 2004-10-20 01:38 am UTC (link)
	The bubblegum metaphor is even better than the lasagna! I'll have to share it with my mom. Although she already doesn't chew gum. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	redwarrior 2004-10-18 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	That's just...strange. ~~Proof that once again, PETA is really an army of genetically engineered mice in robotic human suits.~~ (Reply to this)

marlo
2004-10-18 05:08 pm UTC (link)

Yeah, vegans are whiny, wanky motherfuckers. I mean, if you're really trying to live a life free of ingredients that come from animals, you have to know every ingredient of every single thing you touch, and how things are processed in the factory. Apparently car tires aren't vegan, for instance. Or beer. White sugar. It gets way outta control when you take it to its logical conclusion.

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	izzygal 2004-10-18 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	You know, eating placenta I can sort of get over - but the spelling of human as "humyn" made my head explode. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-10-18 11:50 pm UTC (link)
	The letter 'y', like the letter 'k', weirdly shaped crystals, and too many cats, is a source of yonic-Gaian-vegan-interracially-friendly-non-oppressive power. You know, the same power that goes away when you wash your hair. --funwithrage, who has been spending either too much time around college students or too much time reading White Wolf. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	naienko 2004-10-19 04:34 pm UTC (link)
	Both. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	panthea 2004-10-20 04:25 am UTC (link)
	I'm just amused that it's a cheapvegan post. I guess placenta is a relatively cheap way of getting your RDA of iron.... (Reply to this)