.....wtf? I found this, and had to bring it here.


Yay! I'm a Juggalette and follow the Dark Carnival!

You cannot make this stuff up. I swear.



deadgirlcerise: the Dark Carnival is really hard to explain. In order to go to Shangri- La (heaven) when you die, you have to like the group Insane Clown Posse and all the other groups on Psychopathic Records. We're all called juggalos and juggalettes.


reallyoldpunk: Sorry, Dark Carnival was a really good death punk band from Mpls, MN. (mid 80's) ICP is just a bunch of prophet wanna be's. Clowns, geez, give us a break!!!


amarasmiles: As a pagan I truely believe you cannot feel such things as harshness or harmfull action or words, (it takes time & practice) but this cannot bring you the peace you seek. Do not waste words on deaf ears, expand your heartstrings & know kindness.

wickedklown17: I lost faith years ago be4 i wuz turned on 2 ICP and the powerful message they preach.


nandibella: Dear Gigolos and Gigolettes,
Congratulations on finding faith in what I suspect to be either a joke on the part of ICP (to see if people would actualy go for it) or an exceptionaly lame marketing ploy.
Anyone who knows anything knows that the only true faith is found in the immortal words of ABBA.
I am a Dancing Queen of the seventh order.

Backstory, curtesy of leto

It's a mini-wank as they go, and old too...but it's a 'wtf?' sort of reaction.