Massively Multiplayer Online rpWANK.
First wank for me that isn’t fandom related, really. I suppose there are fannish elements going on in this wank since it is related to the game, but I thought it belonged here instead of F_W. Feel free to correct me if I’m wrong.

Some friends and I play an online game called Ragnarok Online. For those of you who’ve played, I’m sure you know how very wanky it can get at times. RO guildwank is very commonplace. I promised that I would make a post about the wanker in question after his third round of stupidity, and sure enough, it came yesterday (pun intended).



Like many other online games, players can form guilds. With these guilds, they can participate in a game of capture the flag, which is known as War of Emperium, or WoE for short. It’s the source of much drama when one guild takes another’s castle and so forth.

A really easy way to gain levels is through a process known as tanking, there a stronger character hits a monster and the weaker character kills it while the stronger guy takes all the damage.

Keep these two things in mind while reading some of these posts, since a lot of the wanking revolves around the guildwars and the tanking of characters.


There’s so much here I don’t know where to begin. The name of the guild in question is A.N.G.E.L. Almost from the time it was formed, it wanked and it wanked hard. From conversations with former guildmembers, it’s more or less agreed upon that the wankage goes on due to weak leadership and a man by the name of JangRyang ( tyty8383 ).


From my understanding, it starts when a number of guildmembers get into an argument with Jang and decide to leave the guild complete with dramatic exit speeches and disabled comments. Then Jang spews some equally entertaining bullshit only he’s all l337 and allows comments. From what I’ve heard, he likes to delete the ones he doesn’t like.

Then there was silence for the longest time and everyone thought Jang had more or less cut that shit out. That would be asking too much. Looks like our boy decided to go a-trolling one of the people he’d pissed off in the previous round of wank. Only he decided to be all clever and post as 12apture. He owns up to his identity further down the thread. There was more wank with a second girl on this community, but sadly, it was deleted. *tear*

And then most recently, he has a beautiful wankfest with yet another member of his guild. I have no idea what the hell they’re yammering about half the time, but there’s lots of fun with poor grammar and gratuitous use of the fuck word.

So according to my count, he’s pissed off and caused at least eight people to leave his guild. That's a conservative estimate. A pity a lot of the really juicy wank is behind locked posts, or this report would have easily been twice as long. We’re taking bets as to how long it will take him to drop his grudges against all the people he’s argued with, but I don’t think I want to wait that long to collect. But at least he’s a reliable source of entertainment.