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Lurker #32 ([info]lurker32) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-11-02 17:31:00


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Current mood:Petty
Current music:Billy Joel - We Didn't Start The Fire

Nascent Nanowank
Enovack advertises his website, elitistpublications.com.

underwriter isn't impressed. Whining and insults ensue.



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[info]adora_spintriae
2004-11-03 08:48 am UTC (link)
*is just dancing in the dark*

The name Elitist Publications is supposed to be ironic.

...in a witty and unselfconsciously introspective novella looking at this generation anew, by a voice speaking for and to them.

Yeah. Right. You used the words 'witty' and 'unselfconciously'. Or is this like a Liar's Paradox?

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[info]mistressrenet
2004-11-03 01:20 pm UTC (link)
Note to self: never, ever go on the nano forums.

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[info]kadath
2004-11-03 10:47 pm UTC (link)
The regional boards aren't bad. I figure it's because any potential wanksters realize that the other posters live close enough to drive over and slap the ever-living shit out of them.

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[info]mistressrenet
2004-11-03 10:52 pm UTC (link)
That's not a bad idea, that.

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[info]panthea
2004-11-04 01:06 pm UTC (link)
*snerk* The Plot Q&A forum is fun. I like to just sit there and read the subject lines and go "...buh?"

You are 6 feet tall and NOT a super model.
Name a Floral Shop
Turkey Baster Turnaround
(buh?)
When was the sandwich invented?
human decomposition
Good punishment for on a spaceship?
Let's play ... name that disease!
Elevators-how long till they give out?


Et cetera et al.

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[info]lab
2004-11-04 04:44 pm UTC (link)
Heh, this actually looks fun … some of the questions I had for people who study medicine might have made them wonder whether they are sitting oppposite a Hannibal Lecter wannabe.

Good punishment for on a spaceship?

Open the lid and dispose of the sucker?

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[info]chaimonkey
2004-11-04 04:01 am UTC (link)
Isn't it supposed to be chock-full of whatever?

Idiots, as usual.

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[info]lurker32
2004-11-04 04:16 am UTC (link)
It's also supposed to be "my friend", "back and forth", "barley understand English", and "overinflated egos".

But hey! Spelling is for elitist snobs on live journal. (I wish.)

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[info]lurker32
2004-11-04 04:17 am UTC (link)
Uh. "Barely". Is what it's /supposed/ to be. What law's that again? I forget.

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[info]isntitironic
2004-11-04 05:02 pm UTC (link)
'Enovack' sounds like a brand name of a vaccuum cleaner.

I could make a joke here about things that suck, but it'd be too easy.

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