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A Beautiful and Unique Snowflake ([info]uniquesnowflake) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2003-09-23 21:32:00


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Current mood:Wankalicious!
Current music:Cher- The Beat Goes On

The Wank Goes On
The post I made a few days ago is actually going on still, and is now unlocked (amusingly enough).

Only now, part of the fun has turned on finding uncreative ways to insult me and watch elke_tanzer wank over f_w!

Some Highlights

When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way!

Wherein I get my posse called out, elke_tanzer is forced to borrow somebody else's catch-all for me (Mmm, wankalicious!), and I then get psuedo-accused of some sort of strange S/M practices. Despite the fact that she got it all wrong, and I like to be spanked by my Daddy.

Porn is just like that and we don't have to think about it.

Wherein Cortese wishes she'd saved my post- and then forgets that when parodying what somebody said, it's usually best to actually try to be funny.

Anyway, my Leather Daddy is waiting for me, so I'm off to go squeal like the bitch I am.



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[info]tempslut
2003-09-24 03:18 am UTC (link)
"Guys like this were a dime a dozen on the Ms. Magazine boads, too"

Just by admitting she hung out at the Ms. Magazine boards for reasons other than looking for wank makes her crazy.

I swear, between the Ms. Magazine folks and the NAAFA...

(Note: I am a feminist. I just don't like how the people on the Ms. boards seem to take things way to far. Um, people? Women are still making only 75 cents to a man's dollar! Work on that, k? Thanks.)

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-09-24 03:26 am UTC (link)
I'm all for women's equal rights, especially seeing as I have a bad tendancy to idolize anything with a vagina and a decent voice, but people like that seem to forget the equal part of equal rights.

She seems like the sort that claimed she wanted all men chained up for only breeding purposes in HS.

Dear Mrs. Cortese, please aquaint yourself with my friend the Rabid Rabbit. I forsee a long a lonely relationship between you two, seeing as you don't like women and you hate men.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 04:01 am UTC (link)
Um, people? Women are still making only 75 cents to a man's dollar! Work on that, k? Thanks

Word (for lack of a better word). The governor of my state signed an Equal Pay Illinois law but I don't know when it goes into effect or if people are going to go around it.

I've never been to the Ms. boards but I got called a "traitor to my gender" one time in a politics chat because I said that I don't consider myself a feminist (I guess I'm more of a personist? equalist? humanist?)

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-09-24 04:44 am UTC (link)
I like to consider myself a Misanthropist.

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[info]darkrose
2003-09-24 04:47 am UTC (link)
Exactly. I don't like most women. I don't like most men. I don't like most Black, White, Asian, gay, or straight people. When you get right down to it, I'd be all in favor of getting a few cool people off this rock and nuking the rest from orbit (it's the only way to be sure).

I am an Equal Opportunity Misanthrope.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-09-24 04:49 am UTC (link)
True that.

"I don't hate ____ people. I just hate you."

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[info]telesilla
2003-09-24 04:52 am UTC (link)
One more reason my ass wears a hat for you. You're all fair and stuff.

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[info]visp
2003-09-25 01:24 am UTC (link)
*drools at icon*

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[info]tempslut
2003-09-24 05:14 am UTC (link)
Why I think being called a "traitor to [your] gender" is a bit harsh, I must point out that feminism is more than just activism. Feminism, simply put, is the belief that women and men should be equal in the eyes of law and society. Thus, while you may not call yourself a feminist, you do seem to identify yourself with feminist principles and, some would say, thus, a feminist.

I'm usually not one big with labels, but I call myself one in hopes of reclaiming the word from those who make it seem more fanatical than it is (Catharine MacKinnon, Andrea Dworkin, the Ms. boards crowd) as well as those who vilify so-called "uppity women" at every chance they get (Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, etc.)

So that's my two cents on the "feminist or not a feminist?" debate.

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-24 06:30 am UTC (link)
I'm not entirely sure Andrea Dworkin is human. I'm thinking she's either a fungus that has acquired the power of speech, or a sekrit visitor from the planet Whatthefuck. One of these days she's gonna be in a press conference or something, and she'll rip off her face to reveal a single, glowing eyeball and a lamprey mouth.

Either that or she'll eat a live rat.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 06:43 am UTC (link)
No! Not the rat!

I'd like to see the glowing eyeball and the lamprey mouth. That would explain a lot.

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-24 06:51 am UTC (link)
That icon is hysterical.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 07:03 am UTC (link)
Thank you. I can't resist a lame linguistic pun on a lame iconic trend boosted by a being who I'm embarrassed to share a fandom with and who I suspect would peel off a wig and mask and a tapeworm's scolex for a mouth.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 07:04 am UTC (link)
Urgh! I mean "and reveal a tapeworm's etc etc." dammit.
(note to self: preview is your friend, especially at 1 am)

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-24 07:07 am UTC (link)
AHAHAHA Who started it?

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 07:34 am UTC (link)
Well, according to this, user info for carenejeans on www.livejournal.comcarenejeans planted the seed and user info for cortese on www.livejournal.comcortese picked it up with the icon thing.

Now how a sick-and-dying Archie Kennedy with Horatio Hornblower trying to shake him awake is "sex", I don't know, unless one has a necro fetish.

You know something? I am having a bitch of a time finding biker porno on the net lately. I'm oppressed now.

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-24 07:53 am UTC (link)
Ahhhh...

Have you tried Nifty? Granted, there's a lot of really bad crap there (sometimes literally) but I think there's some biker stuff.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 07:57 am UTC (link)
I thought Nifty was only fanfic.

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-24 08:03 am UTC (link)
No, in fact, there's very little of it there. Most of it is original.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Actually,what I wanted was pictures...they have pictures?

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-24 05:17 pm UTC (link)
Alas, no.

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[info]darkrose
2003-09-24 08:16 pm UTC (link)
But what they have is classic! Who can forget "Harry Potter and the Slytherin Ass," complete with Draco's boy pussy and Harry's man tool?

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-24 08:47 pm UTC (link)
I seem to have missed that one, more's the pity. Tell me, did the love tool throb? Was the boy pussy greedy?

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[info]darkrose
2003-09-25 12:01 am UTC (link)
The original is here.

The Mountain of Mock MST (in four-part harmony) is at:

part 1
part 2
part 3
part 4

MST authors are not responsible for any damage to monitors or keyboards that may occur.

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[info]lcsbanana
2003-09-25 06:33 am UTC (link)
j3sus PIE. i read that in a public place and still couldn't keep from snorting so hard the computer table wobbled.

you are all on the good crack.

two inches!!!!!

*goes mad*

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[info]terminal_frost
2003-09-25 08:29 pm UTC (link)
*dies*

Oh gods; you guys rock!!

What a way to turn a sour lemon into a gem!!

This was hysterical.

"The Reaminator" indeed. XD

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[info]phosfate
2003-09-24 04:54 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. I was wondering where this came from.

The road to dopiness is paved with etc.

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[info]lcsbanana
2003-09-24 03:23 am UTC (link)
oh good christ.

i recently made an lj post about "oh my god i hate men in fandom," which was ill advised, and i was called on it and apologized. Now I think we should just banish EVERYONE.

Jesus christ, woman. Just because you were a timid unimaginative doink until age 20--jesus, nobody read me "How Janey DIscovered Lesbian S/M" EITHER, and yet I somehow ended up writing pr0n at age 4--and all the men you know are evil--which, just possibly, MIGHT be because of your HORRIBLE OFF-PUTTING PERSONALITY--and just because your inner domme was stifled!stifled!stifled!, and you're full of this wretched overweening colossal bitterness--that doesn't mean EVERY SINGLE WOMAN has your fucking issues.

and god, it's doubly annoying because I agree with most of her actual points, in somewhat modified form. There should be more people pointing out how sexism is still firmly entrenched in our culture, just on a deeper less explicit but still influential level. But why, god, why must it be this utter fuckface doing the pointing?

gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. feminism makes me wanky. sorry.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 04:59 am UTC (link)
Just because you were a timid unimaginative doink until age 20--

Probably more like until age 30?

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[info]lcsbanana
2003-09-24 02:33 pm UTC (link)
I feel i should clarify--all discussions involving feminism make me wanky. b/c i am a feminist. who hates people. not other possible meanings of that sentence.

i want to go back to bed.

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[info]dejla
2003-09-24 06:39 pm UTC (link)
Totally agree. BTW, it was the late Charles Schultz who had Linus say, "I love mankind. It's people I can't stand."

Works for me.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 08:29 pm UTC (link)
That's one of my favorite Peanuts quotes.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 08:37 pm UTC (link)
And Cortese could likely get her point across with less screaming, less bludgeoning and about 75% less word count, without that fifty gallon drum of Holier Than Thou Water nad people might actually stop and listen. Though what fun would there be in it for her if she did present things in a calmer, less shrill manner that doesn't turn potential listeners away (or make them want to snap her neck or point and laugh at her)?

I'm not opposed to feminism as a rule (though I don't consider a feminist) but it's people like her who twist the original ideal into an excuse to cry oppression and play "men are evil so I'll be evil right back.

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[info]lcsbanana
2003-09-24 09:18 pm UTC (link)
holier than thou water! ahahaha! sh33r j3nius...so much genius you need a J to hold it all!!!

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 05:00 am UTC (link)
Wherein Cortese wishes she'd saved my post

Not that hard to find if she looks!

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[info]sorchar
2003-09-24 06:34 am UTC (link)
Ooh, I guess she told you, boy howdy.

Oh, no, wait, she just gave us something else to point and laugh at. My bad.

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[info]virago
2003-09-24 03:05 pm UTC (link)
So the point is "All men are pigs! No exceptions EVER!!!", basically. Man, it must be hard to be omniscient. And so brilliantly original.

As for turning traitor to gender, I don't believe I signed up for some kind of United Wymynz Team to begin with. I thought I was just born with two X chromosomes. Somebody didn't read me the fine print about all having to think alike.

So, so many things about this thread piss me off that I'd probably piss somebody off just by listing them. So instead I'll just bash my head against this wall a couple of times and walk away glad that I don't know any of these people.

Though what's saddest is that I kindasorta agree with part of the original post. In wanky moments I've bitched (briefly) at people who call anything with male eyecandy "yaoi," when to me it's just...eyecandy, fun for people of all genders! I don't have a political agenda; I just don't compartmentalize things the same way, I guess.

Oh, anyway. I'll watch the people moan and bitch and cuss out teh eval eval men!!11 some more. *makes popcorn*

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-24 08:30 pm UTC (link)
People call images depicting other than two or more anime/manga guys together in a more-than-friends way "yaoi"?

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[info]virago
2003-09-25 01:14 am UTC (link)
Yeah, they do, but that's not what I meant - that's only a slight misnomer. Some people will call anything with a shirtless/posing guy "yaoi" or engage the Automatic Fanboy Anti-Slash Reflex ("ewwwww!").

THAT gets on my nerves.

Okay, I'll stop kvetching about fandom semantics now, because I think I just hit a new low. *hides*

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[info]resmiranda
2003-09-25 05:38 pm UTC (link)
I also find smart women (smart PEOPLE, damn it) sexy as hell, and I know for a fact that men do not.

Thanks, [info]cortese, I'm glad you find me sexy as hell. However, you are apparently not terribly sexy at all - the Clue Bus has passed you by, and you have lost all wanking privileges.

...Although I guess I'm slightly less sexy now, since I felt myself lose brain cells reading that reply.

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