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Jess D. Ripper ([info]jess_d_ripper) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-11-10 08:40:00
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Of Bunny Bondage
Chai posts to [info]bunnyowners looking for advice on bonding her rabbits, an unneutered opposite sex pair. From the sounds of it, they’ve already been doing some bonding, if you know what I mean and I think you do. Bom chicka bah wah wikka wah...

"They sniffed, chased, SHE mounted HIM and BIT him! Then he was biting her too, and then he was mounting her, and it was all a big craziness

Anyway, yeah, please don't tell me to get him or her (or both) spayed/neutered/whatever because I'm not going to, and I have my reasons for that."

Of course that's exactly what she's told, and she doesn't appreciate it:

"You know what? PLEASE stop talking about it. I'm not stupid, I jhave researched rabbits (specifically dutch) for at least 4 years now, I have owned rabbits ALL my life. I WILL do what I want to do, but I thank you all for your advice, and I'm sorry you all must act like children in this matter."

The wank spills over to a new thread.

Hurbledurble has some fun at Chai’s expense: "Female rabbits will bite the erect penis of a male rabbit when left alone, thus killing the male rabbit by excessive blood loss."

Chai: "When it comes to bunnies, learning is limitless. Thanks for the information hurbledurble. ^__^;; "

bending_unit: "So is stupidity."

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[info]smo
2004-11-10 04:13 pm UTC (link)
Upon reading the entire wank, I have to say:

OH MY FUCKING GOD THIS GIRL IS TOO STUPID TO BREATHE.

Sixteen AND broke AND living with her grandparents AND has two rabbits AND a baby, as one of the smarter posters pointed out.

The others can work on her getting the rabbits fixed. I'm gonna take up a collection to get HER fixed. Stupid people should not breed.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2004-11-10 10:18 pm UTC (link)
I will contribute fifty Internet dollars to this fund.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-11-11 04:11 am UTC

[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-10 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Forget fixing her. I'll give money just to put a hit on her.

[adds another notch into the Ticket to Hell]

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-11-11 04:10 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]annabelle_lee, 2004-11-11 04:47 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-11-11 04:59 am UTC

[info]jess_d_ripper
2004-11-11 01:16 am UTC (link)
It's cool though, she's now 17 and the baby lives with the much older dude who knocked her up.

There aren't enough /sarcasm tags for this post.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-11-11 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]iczer6, 2004-11-11 05:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]twocorpses, 2004-11-11 07:35 am UTC

[info]rachelmap
2004-11-11 10:54 am UTC (link)
Too late.

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-11-11 02:23 pm UTC

[info]ecchaniz0r
2004-11-11 02:35 pm UTC (link)
Sixteen AND broke AND living with her grandparents AND has two rabbits AND a baby, as one of the smarter posters pointed out.

sdkjweluigyt428754

OH. MY. GOD.

o/` Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding~ The cretins cloning and feeding~ And I don't even have a TV~~~

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(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-11-11 02:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]cellardoor28, 2004-11-17 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-11-18 02:01 am UTC
<i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it.</i>
dodyskin
2004-11-10 04:15 pm UTC (link)
Holy rabbit wank, Batman!

Man, these people really love their bunnies.

Two

I know full well that posting in such a way does no good, but I can't help but be outraged and horrified that you are being so irresponsible with your rabbits. I work at humane society, and see hundreds of rabbits come in every year because of people like you.

I hope to God you come to your senses and realize what you're doing is utterly reprehensible and irresponsible to the extreme.

Pages

You are being completely irresponsible and you are being completely unfair to your pets.

And actually intelligent people DO change their opinions, it's called LEARNING.

Of

Great. Wonderful. So, your rabbits gets into a fight, one of them starts bleeding, and your going to do what, hope the staff takes pity on your imbicility and offer you a freebe? And not getting care for your pets because you have the willies about blood, sorry, but that's just stupid.

Correction, I'm not sorry, you are being stupid. If you are unable to find means to care for a pet, you should not get a pet. Period. End of story.

Smackdown

And next time, before you spout your "concerns" about having a rabbit spayed, you try spending a night holding your rabbit as she dies of uterine cancer at age 3 years, because her previous owners were too irresponsible to have her spayed. You listen to her scream as she convulses, and then finally lays still, eyes clouded over. You put her in a shoebox with all her favorite toys and bury her in the woods in the pouring rain. You cry over her poor little body until your eyes swell up and you can't cry anymore. All because some jerk was too lazy to take her in for a simple surgical procedure.

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Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it.
[info]smo
2004-11-10 04:18 pm UTC (link)
Well, can you blame them? I wouldn't trust that bint with a stuffed bunny.

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Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - dodyskin, 2004-11-10 04:37 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]smo, 2004-11-10 04:51 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]iczer6, 2004-11-10 09:26 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]smo, 2004-11-11 04:13 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - ataniell93, 2004-11-11 06:00 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]sewingmyfish, 2004-11-11 04:07 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]jess_d_ripper, 2004-11-11 08:23 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it.
[info]zing_och
2004-11-10 07:41 pm UTC (link)
I didn't read the wank itself, but this

You put her in a shoebox with all her favorite toys and bury her in the woods in the pouring rain. You cry over her poor little body until your eyes swell up and you can't cry anymore. All because some jerk was too lazy to take her in for a simple surgical procedure.

made me laugh out loud. Good thing I don't have any rabbits, I think. It's just so... with the burial in the rain and her poor little body... sorry... *giggles*

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Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]cleolinda, 2004-11-10 08:33 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]mmmkay, 2004-11-10 08:51 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]peejee, 2004-11-10 10:52 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]mmmkay, 2004-11-11 12:25 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]smo, 2004-11-11 03:06 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]mmmkay, 2004-11-11 08:48 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]kijikun, 2004-11-11 12:41 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]iczer6, 2004-11-10 09:29 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]zing_och, 2004-11-10 09:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sepiamagpie, 2004-11-11 12:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]snacky, 2004-11-11 12:26 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-11-10 10:05 pm UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it.
[info]blackjackrocket
2004-11-11 03:18 am UTC (link)
How does getting spayed prevent cancer? I mean, sure it wouldn't have had a uterus, but that's just one thing. Who's to say Bunny wouldn't have gotten, say, skin cancer? Or bladder cancer? Or anything else?

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Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]teratologist, 2004-11-11 04:32 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-11-11 04:34 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]teratologist, 2004-11-11 04:44 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - [info]blackjackrocket, 2004-11-11 04:54 am UTC
Re: <i>No matter what, for every bunny you "create," a bunny dies because there isn't a home for it. - layne, 2004-11-11 04:41 am UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2004-11-10 04:40 pm UTC (link)
Rabbit wank.

I think my life is now complete.

We asked about getting our rabbits neutered-- uh-- fifteen years ago and the vet advised against it. Did he think we were too poor or has technology changed that much or what? Does anyone know? I would ask in the comm but, er, no.

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[info]deoridhe
2004-11-10 04:49 pm UTC (link)
From the implications in that post (yes I read it, yes the chick needs to stop breeding.. ANYTHING) the technology has changed. They implied solo rabbits are fine un neutered, but neutering helps with bonding with other animals - kinda like cats, really.

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-11-10 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]deoridhe, 2004-11-10 05:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ymfaery, 2004-11-10 08:14 pm UTC

[info]sesana
2004-11-10 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Somewhere in there, one of the posters said that a few years ago, the surgery wasn't exactly safe, and that they had been advised against it for their bunny. I guess the surgery has improved greatly.

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(no subject) - [info]mistressrenet, 2004-11-10 04:58 pm UTC

[info]mistressrenet
2004-11-10 04:43 pm UTC (link)
Also, I just need to point out that [info]sacredessence appears to have gay rabbits. Yay!

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[info]mael
2004-11-10 06:18 pm UTC (link)
...I was thinking the same thing.

Man, I need to lay off the comics and go have a threesome with two sexy guys for a walk.

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[info]selene_avis
2004-11-10 10:19 pm UTC (link)
A dog we found recently was gay. (We ended up giving him back to his owners after we located them.) Mom called him Mr. Burns, but his real name was Chico. I actually didn't like him; he was a little dog, and he bit me.

Ultra-conservatives bring signs insisting that Mr. Burns chose to be gay and is going to hell.

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[info]sanguinary
2004-11-10 05:27 pm UTC (link)
this is making me miss our rabbit. Because there were no females to hump, he'd chase after the cats, corner them, and then hump them. Maggie never gave up fighting him, but after a while, Orange would just lie there with a "get it over with already" expression on his face.

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[info]restlesshands
2004-11-10 06:26 pm UTC (link)
*snerk* That's really amusing.

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(no subject) - [info]sanguinary, 2004-11-10 10:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]smo, 2004-11-11 03:10 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-11-10 10:00 pm UTC (link)
...You have a cat named Maggie?! :o So do I!

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(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-11-10 10:01 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-11-10 10:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]lindentree, 2004-11-11 01:29 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-11-11 01:30 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]sanguinary, 2004-11-10 10:29 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sanguinary, 2004-11-10 10:30 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-11-10 10:35 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]eljuno, 2004-11-11 03:54 am UTC

[info]kalika_maxwell
2004-11-12 01:43 am UTC (link)
My bunny used to chase me around the house. Climbing on furniture and watching him jump to follow me was the most amusing thing ever. Poor little thing.

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[info]windex_junkie
2004-11-13 01:04 pm UTC (link)
Our rabbit never actually caught the cat... gives me a whole new respect for the mean old lady.

She'd sit just out of reach on the sundial, swatting at him with soft-paws and giving him this "What the shit is UP with you?!" look.

Tragic story of doomed cross-species love, really.

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[info]mmmkay
2004-11-10 08:26 pm UTC (link)
If someone finds a wank about chocolate bunnies, we'll have ourselves a trifecta.

*still savoring yesterday's chocolate splooge while patting the bunny wank*

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-11-11 05:47 am UTC (link)
Nice icon. XD

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(no subject) - [info]mmmkay, 2004-11-11 08:52 pm UTC

[info]sarajayechan
2004-11-10 09:59 pm UTC (link)
*gets WEIRD images from the subject line*

You're, uh, expecting to put two unneutered rabbits together and have them be best buddies?

My sentiments exactly.

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[info]wankismyfandom
2004-11-10 10:20 pm UTC (link)
I've heard of having an icon for every occasion, but wow, sarajayechan, you win.

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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-11-10 10:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]sarajayechan, 2004-11-11 01:03 am UTC
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