Abortion Wank!
Inspired by political_wank, ended up browsing through conservatism. It was cool to see some reasonable posts there, until I stumbled across this jem.

Oh, Value Voters.. how I love the way you bring the wank.

stupify_me is the main harbinger of wank in this one. Witness the way he asks for responsability [sic]! The way he insists that adoption is far better than abortion, because OMG people are lining up in DROVES to adopt! (4-5+ year olds don't count.)

Oh, and always remember, it's not assy to tell these people to put their 'unwanted' kids up for adoption, when he himself is Isn't prepared to take said adoptees into his household.

There's more, and I'd give more summaries, but I think my brain's broken..