Pet ownership: a sign of emotional stuntedness?
You wouldn't think a found pet announcement would be controversial, would you?

Meet Gillen, who thinks that microchipping your cat is evil!

Then there's Ghostlight, who wants to know if you'd microchip your kids (and has the annoying habit of putting everything inside Spanish question marks).

According to Gillen, people use pets as a replacement for human social contact. No, dummy, that's what the internet is for! (Well, and Porn--but I think that counts.)

Here's Gillen's Five-Year Plan for breaking humanity's addiction to animal companionship.

Ain't it cute?

ETA: Gillen is featured on LJ Drama and takes on the commenters there.</a>