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Blackjack Gabbiani ([info]blackjackrocket) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-11-16 00:41:00
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Bedtime for Wankers
Is this pregnancy wank? Is this grammar wank? Is this just asshat wank? YOU be the judge!

On Metaquotes, bitter_Crimson quotes dana_may thusly:

"Have you biten anyone else on you hall?"
"ah..I don't know. I dont keep a 'bite list'"

"refering back to the 'bite list,' as a pregnant woman, I would honestly have a problem if you went up to me and bit me"
"well, I dont bite random people. I don't have rabies."

Then Counly takes offence to it:

"Is that to imply that if she were NOT a pregnant woman, she would NOT have a problem, or that only pregnant people should be unbitten?

Dudes. Just say "I wouldn't like it". You don't need to stick idiotic qualifiers onto your statements."

And continues to wank with Amandathegreat until bedtime.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-16 10:08 am UTC (link)
Oh for fuck's sake. Is there anything that doesn't cause conuly to take offense? She's wanking with the panties she's twisted into a knot.

And I read "well, I dont bite random people. I don't have rabies." as "well, I dont bite random people. I don't have babies."

Have baby. Must bite people.

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[info]telesilla
2004-11-16 10:20 am UTC (link)
Have baby. Must bite people.

Maybe it's a protein craving thing.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-16 10:26 am UTC (link)
Damn, that Atkins! *shakes fist*

...

*bites baby*

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-17 03:12 am UTC (link)
In that case, why not wait nine months and eat that sweet, sweet placenta?

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-11-17 03:45 am UTC (link)
You can eat half of it now, and then save the rest for shower time!

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[info]iczer6
2004-11-16 10:33 am UTC (link)
As much as it pains me I do partially agree with Counly.

It is a bit irritating when someone goes 'because I'm _____ I don't like/don't do ______'.

I wonder what being pregnant has to do with not wanting to be randomly bitten though.

I mean I'm sure there are plenty of non-pregnant people who don't want to be bitten either.

Though whatever point Counly was trying to make it was ruined by her inability to know when to shut up.

And just to add to the wank said quote struck me as being pretty lame IMO.


Icz

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[info]ashenmote
2004-11-16 03:37 pm UTC (link)
Though whatever point Counly was trying to make it was ruined by her inability to know when to shut up.


Like, right at the beginning? What is it with the holy mission to clean Metaquotes from every quote that you, personally, do not relish?

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no idea why I'm wading into this...
[info]xturtle
2004-11-16 06:14 pm UTC (link)
I actually read it as she was sympathizing with the person quoted, who was having a time of it not laughing at the same weirdness that so vexed Counly.

Of course, I cut out the middle (wo)man and just bite babies, so what do I know?

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Re: no idea why I'm wading into this...
[info]ashenmote
2004-11-16 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Quite possible that I misunderstood it.
*offers baby*

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Re: no idea why I'm wading into this...
[info]xturtle
2004-11-16 06:37 pm UTC (link)
mmm... baby...

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Re: no idea why I'm wading into this...
[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-17 03:16 am UTC (link)
Agreed. [offers baby as well] Your view is quite wise.

Stop making so much sense.

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Re: no idea why I'm wading into this...
[info]xturtle
2004-11-17 03:30 am UTC (link)
no sense... got it... baby... mmm...

icon... giggling hysterically... choke on baby... *ded*

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Re: no idea why I'm wading into this...
[info]sewingmyfish
2004-11-17 04:31 am UTC (link)
Is it an Irish baby? Because the Fetal Alcohol Syndrome makes them extra tender.

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Re: no idea why I'm wading into this...
[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-17 05:17 am UTC (link)
[sucks out your soul with a straw while no one's looking] Mmmm. My icon helps me eat souls.

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[info]mindset
2004-11-16 11:16 pm UTC (link)
[info]conuly/[info]forevergrey OTP!

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[info]xero_sky
2004-11-16 11:28 am UTC (link)
Then Counly takes offence to it

Well, of COURSE she does. *rolls eyes*

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[info]smo
2004-11-16 02:45 pm UTC (link)
Well, I take offense to conuly's Operation Iraqi Freedom approach to breastfeeding, so I guess that makes us even.

Oh, wait, I don't take offense. I just point and laugh. Never mind.

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[info]llama_treats
2004-11-16 03:02 pm UTC (link)
So, does the 'Operation Iraqi Freedom approach to breastfeeding' involve denying there aren't breasts in Iraq?

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[info]livingadream
2004-11-16 03:05 pm UTC (link)
Or is more a matter of "either you're with us or you're against us?"

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[info]smo
2004-11-16 04:30 pm UTC (link)
No, just that babies won't have the Spit-Up of Mass Destruction if you try to force-feed them.

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[info]gloria_mundi
2004-11-16 07:24 pm UTC (link)
"There are breasts in Iraq, and we intend to go in and find those breasts and eliminate the threat those breasts represent to the American people"

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meshou
2004-11-17 04:56 am UTC (link)
Wait... Ohmygawd they lied to us!

The Superbowl was in Iraq! It all makes sense! And just as I've run out of tinfoil! DAMN THE CIA FOR MAKING POTATOES SO DELICIOUS!

*dies of capslock*

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[info]gloria_mundi
2004-11-18 06:09 pm UTC (link)
*Gives you a splendid funueral*

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[info]also_not_a_pipe
2004-11-16 05:23 pm UTC (link)
I'm just confused by the number of "what's wrong with her for not wanting to be bitten?" comments. I always thought that friendly biting was more of, I don't know, a dog thing.

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[info]teleute
2004-11-17 01:42 am UTC (link)
I'd be hella freaked out if someone bit me for no reason. And I'm an anime fan, not that I can see that having anything to do with the other.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-17 03:26 am UTC (link)
Yeah. While I can agree that 'just because you're pregnant, you don't like to be bitten' makes no sense, I also am confused why she should like to be bitten in the first place.

Pardon me, but if someone bit me, even playfully, I would probably punch them in the face. Then again, that's just me. YMMV.

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[info]adinaj69
2004-11-17 05:15 am UTC (link)
Pretty much agreed on the reaction to being bitten, as I once slapped a friend of mine for doing it. Needless to say, he never did it again.

(Damnit, I'm still automatically reading YMMV the wrong way. Which made that funnier than you likely intended it to be.)

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-17 05:27 am UTC (link)
[splorfle]

Okay, I'll start using YDSMV-"Your Dick Size May Vary" instead. To avoid further confusion, of course.

Ahem.

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[info]plazmah
2004-11-17 07:33 am UTC (link)
I had a friend who would bite people as a sign of affection. She was unique like that. I also had a big fat crush on her. But anyway, the whole friendly biting thing doesn't bother me if it's a friend.

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[info]kadath
2004-11-16 11:37 pm UTC (link)
[info]conuly claims to have Asperger's, and given her complete inability to phrase things gently or to just let something go, I'd tend to believe her.

Or, y'know, she could just be an ass.

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[info]blackjackrocket
2004-11-16 11:50 pm UTC (link)
It's like I said before="Aspie Wank. It's the New Black."

(I just signed up for an Aspie MB and let me tell you, the wank that goes on there...I'll post if one gets *really long*, but I think it's just a matter of time)

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[info]iczer6
2004-11-17 01:04 am UTC (link)
I'm going with option 2, because if option 1 is correct then 2/3 of the interweb has Aspergers.

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[info]kadath
2004-11-17 01:10 am UTC (link)
It's like the all those fake hypoglycemics ruining it for the people who actually have blood sugar problems.

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[info]lurker32
2004-11-17 04:46 am UTC (link)
She does. The whole breastfeeding thing is just one of several perseverations/hobbyhorses.

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[info]kookaburra
2004-11-17 12:04 am UTC (link)
Wow- I'd totally kill that dana chick if she was my roommate. "Oh my gawd, my roomate has different opinions and comfort levels than me, she's so repressed!"

Because there's no way her roomate might feel PHYSICALLY THREATENED by someone biting her?!

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[info]lurker32
2004-11-17 04:47 am UTC (link)
As a cotton-sock wearer, I find that metaquote totally underwhelming.

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