Librarian Wank!
I've been expecting this since this community started.
Over at Library MoFo (The Society for Librarians Who Say Motherfucker),
lamuella posts about parents who wait until six o'clock the night before to look for books on a school project when everyone else in the class has the same project and...well, you can read.
riurik objects to the community being used for its intended purpose. A lot. Several other harried librarians jump on him for being sanctimonious and prissy.
And finally, our esteemed moderator deems it necessary to clarify the purpose of the community to those who clearly don't get it.
Edit: Because a link to the actual post might be helpful