"It's just a breast. It's not going to jump up and bite you."
Yes, we've got breastfeeding wank.

Over at customers_suck, rita posts some stories about sucky customers, including one about a woman who breastfed in public and apparently drew lots of attention to the fact that OMGbreastfeeding!

And all is well and good...at least until harmonyfb shows up and spooges all over everything. She proceeds to reply to just about every comment in favor of rita's complaint, with such thrilling quotes as:

I don't feed my infants based on whether other people will get offended. If they do, it's too damn bad.

::waves that away:: Sorry, their problem, not mine or my baby's.

It's just a breast, for goodness' sake. It's not going to jump up and bite you. Feh to your "discreet" request.

...And then people spooge back, because OMG, breastfeeding activist! Breastfeeding activist in the dungeon comments! And they think she's a rude bitch, besides.

Small wank, but amusing nonetheless.