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Lurker #32 ([info]lurker32) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-11-18 14:26:00


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Current mood:Catty

Oooh, Neodrama.
It's just a baby, but judging by the size of the OP's persecution complex it has a ways to go yet.

So kyogre joins babaa, one of the Neopets fan communities that doesn't utterly and completely suck. Longtime readers may recall that babaa was formed after the Great Queer Pet Controversy of '03 as a refuge for people who prefer to talk about their imaginary animals without undue hassle.

Kyogre first has a "moral dailma": she can't decide what color to paint her Krawk. Or something. It's hard to tell, because Kyogre apparently posts while under the influence of NyQuil cocktails. Nobody else can figure out what she's talking about either, and the post garners no comments.

A few days later Kyogre posts again with "another pet problem": like kozzmick she's a blue krawk with multi-colored wings and sheta she well she's going to be faerie but i havn't come up with much except that she will have feathery wings like an eyrie's and well i can draw marijet and princess the way that they are a techo and a lupe. but the thing is will they except kozzmick?

This is met with another baffled silence. Whereupon Kyogre pitches a fit.

NOBODY PAYS ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEE! *kickflailsob*



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[info]julia
2004-11-18 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Ah, Kyogre, I know that wanker well. Interesting note, Kyogre is actually a sockpuppet of [info]meridjet as near as I can tell.

She accidentally started posting under that username in an unreported Sonic the Hedgehog wank a good while back. Which she deleted, bah.

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(taken from sidepanel)
(Anonymous)
2004-11-18 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Welcome to Sheta and Meridjet's journal. Sheta's the human (female); Meridjet's the dead guy (spirit companion). This journal runs through the use of various filters. Only very rarely is there an actual public post. Basic posts are Friends Only. Then there are the filters:

Magick, TMI (too much information -- for sex / bdsm et al), SC (more details on spirit companion-related issues, including spiritual processing work with him), and Heavy Emotional Stuff. If you want in on any filters, you need to leave a comment and let me know. I try not to assume (very often, anyway).

Meridjet often channels entries. These are posted under the SC filter or are private. He also makes the very rare more basic post that might be put out to the general friends list (his open entries will be signed, all channels will be labeled as such).

BAHAHAH)*(&%^

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Re: (taken from sidepanel)
[info]ashenmote
2004-11-19 12:10 am UTC (link)
Heh.

*insecureface*

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Re: (taken from sidepanel)
[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-19 12:14 am UTC (link)
[splorfles] Holeeeey shit, that's some prime reality dodging there. Question is, how the hell do you 'channel entries'? Is it like changing channels on the remote?

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Channeling entries
[info]kadath
2004-11-19 02:48 am UTC (link)
*eerie, strained voice* "I'm getting an entry from...winter? December? Two years ago? It says it's depressed. I get a feeling of...drama. Were you...threatening to cut your wrists?"

"Oh my god! How did you know?"

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Re: Channeling entries
[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-19 04:28 pm UTC (link)
Bwahahahahahahahaha. [is ded from funny]

Then again, everything's funny when you've had three hours of sleep and your lungs threaten to drown you in your own mucus. Whee, muthafucka! XD

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Re: Channeling entries
[info]visp
2004-11-19 11:47 pm UTC (link)
I see many "LOL"s and "STFU"s. And the occasional "OMGWTF" in your future.

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[info]schuldig
2004-11-18 09:30 pm UTC (link)
*Blink* Conuly is there too? Is s/h/it trying to take part in every wank going?

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[info]telesilla
2004-11-18 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Maybe Conuly is going for frequent wanker miles or something. Or there's a punch card like you get at coffee houses.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-19 12:12 am UTC (link)
If you mail enough Heavy Wanker UPC codes to the great Wank Inc. you get a licensed action figure with real wank action...or something.

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[info]telophase
2004-11-19 01:05 am UTC (link)
Did you ever see Disney's "Masturbating Tarzan" doll before it was pulled from the shelves? Seems like the perfect action figure. There's bound to be a gif or an mpg out on the net *somewhere*...

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[info]gorogoro
2004-11-19 01:31 am UTC (link)
I keep reading your icon and going "Foxtrot, Tango, Whiskey? WTF?... oh, waitaminute, d'oh."

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[info]telophase
2004-11-19 01:34 am UTC (link)
Then it's doubly effective. :)

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-19 01:53 am UTC (link)
That totally made my afternoon.

I know that someone out there somewhere has "Masturbating Tarzan" along with The Little Mermaid Penis Cover Edition vhs tape as some kind of kinky boxed set.

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[info]telophase
2004-11-19 02:04 am UTC (link)
Probably the friend of mine who proudly showed me her Masturbating Tarzan, I have no doubt. I haven't had any contact with her in a couple of years, so I can't ask if she does, but it totally would not surprise me.

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-11-19 02:05 am UTC (link)
ONe of my friends had The Little Mermaid Penis Cover Edition! I didn't believe her when she first told me about it, either...

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[info]calluna
2004-11-19 04:23 am UTC (link)
*cough*

http://snopes.com/disney/films/films.asp

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[info]zarla
2004-11-19 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Hahaha, my Mom is a huge doll freak, and she has a boxed masturbating Tarzan. Hilarious! Along with Growing-Up Skipper with real boob-growing action.

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[info]crickets
2004-11-20 05:54 am UTC (link)
*snerkle*


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[info]telophase
2004-11-20 05:58 am UTC (link)
*cheers*

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-11-18 09:58 pm UTC (link)
I was starting to wonder if s/he is jumping onto wanks after they've been posted, but no -- s/he's a member of the comm and it looks like she commented before the wank was posted.

Creepy. She's everywhere.

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[info]xero_sky
2004-11-18 11:23 pm UTC (link)
*giggles* I was totally going to say something about seeing her everywhere.

Now I don't feel so bad, because I thought I might be subconsciously stalking her. Which would just be creepy. Not to mention poor taste in victims.

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[info]snacky
2004-11-18 11:28 pm UTC (link)
Heh, that was my first thought: "Hey, there's conuly!"

Spotting conuly can be a new wank drinking game.

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[info]sesana
2004-11-19 05:18 am UTC (link)
I'm staring to think of conuly as something like B-15. BINGO!

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-19 09:37 am UTC (link)
More like WANKO!

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-11-18 09:56 pm UTC (link)
That christophersnow dude has the patience of ... of ... something very patient.

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[info]lurker32
2004-11-19 12:27 am UTC (link)
Yeah, he's a better man than I am. I mean. Well, you know what I mean. *coughs*

I went through that first one twice and still couldn't get it to look like English. I'm left forever wondering what a moral dailma is, and what it has to do with pictures of cutesy lizard-men.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-11-19 02:38 am UTC (link)
I guess Moral dailma is a buddy of Budda and the Dia Lama.

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[info]phosfate
2004-11-18 10:00 pm UTC (link)
So it's... something about... drawing... something?

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[info]snacky
2004-11-18 11:30 pm UTC (link)
Roleplaying drawing something. I think.

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-11-18 11:50 pm UTC (link)
You have to get a good roll to use Prismacolors; otherwise, you're stuck with crayons?

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-19 12:13 am UTC (link)
On a really bad roll, all you get is "Flesh."

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-11-19 01:57 am UTC (link)
BAHAHAHAHAH.

<art geek>It took me a while to figure out that 'Flesh' really means 'That Completely Unnatural Color That's Supposed To Be A Representation Of Caucasian Skin But Is Really The Color Of Undercooked Zombie Ham' SO USE OTHER COLORS IDIOT CHILD.</art geek>

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-19 02:05 am UTC (link)
Maybe crayola should rename it "Spam."

And yeah, there's nothing wrong with coloring people green. Or periwinkle...

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-11-19 02:07 am UTC (link)
Now I'm imagining a race war between the Periwinkle and Seafoam fairies. Complete with pixie-dust anthrax.

I am depraved.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-19 02:27 am UTC (link)
And magenta pinecone WMDs?

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[info]tempslut
2004-11-18 11:56 pm UTC (link)
I tried to read that, but my head exploded before I could finish.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-11-19 12:21 am UTC (link)
hang on.... -goes to fetch her prevous entrys-

And thus, [info]christophersnow thought to himself "That does not bode well." while he eyed the vicinity for possible escape routes.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-19 12:27 am UTC (link)
Eesh. Punctuation might be nice, but that's just asking for something sensible. We all know how well that goes over, right?

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