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Rowan ([info]rowan) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-11-19 12:54:00
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The wank streams cross!
First there was pet wank (and lots of it), then there was breastfeeding wank.... and now, there's pet breastfeeding wank!

Not huge, but a tasty wank snack. All seems to be normal in mock_the_stupid until pajanada comes in, imploring us to OMGCALLPETA!!1. Others implore s/h/it to OMGCALLTHEGRAMMARPOLICE!!1 Bite-size wank ensues.

It's so overblown that it's pretty much got to be a troll, but fairly amusing nonetheless.

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[info]marlo
2004-11-19 10:27 pm UTC (link)
yep, they even say further down, "YHBT. YHL. HAND."

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[info]julia
2004-11-20 02:08 am UTC (link)
I hadn't even noticed the wank! I guess I was too busy talking about eating insects, though.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-11-20 02:10 am UTC (link)
Dog behaviour experts feared the dog could end up aggressive or with behavioural problems from being breastfed.

Dog behaviour experts are weird.

Besides, everyone knows it comes from playing video games, not from being breastfed!

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[info]rachelmap
2004-11-20 04:30 am UTC (link)
Wait! Dogs play video games? I thought they preferred poker.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-11-20 04:42 am UTC (link)
Oh, I think that's the pomeranians, mostly.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-20 08:12 am UTC (link)
Not the second-rate pomeranians. They play Go Fish.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-11-20 10:48 am UTC (link)
Obviously. SRPs are just too cute for poker.

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-20 01:31 pm UTC (link)
The not-pomeranians make sims have sex.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-11-20 02:05 pm UTC (link)
That's fine, as long as they don't instigate them sims to blatant breastfeeding.

'Notpomeranians' sounds like it could be something like the little creatures in Jedi blood. I keep forgetting the name, but it is not Chlamydiae.

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[info]sarracenia
2004-11-20 09:20 pm UTC (link)
...Midichlorians, I think.

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[info]ashenmote
2004-11-21 03:56 am UTC (link)
Exactly, thanks.
I only hope I will remember it for longer than four days this time.

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[info]sesana
2004-11-21 04:11 am UTC (link)
Why would you want to?

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[info]ashenmote
2004-11-21 04:21 am UTC (link)
It's a good topic to talk about when, dunno, when things are boring at F_W or when you're stuck in the elevator, and it is generally useful as something to compare to other tiny things.
Only not so much when you don't know the word.

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[info]rachelmap
2004-11-21 10:59 am UTC (link)
It's also useful for pacifying rabid Star Wars geeks.

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[info]snacky
2004-11-20 02:30 am UTC (link)
::opens beer::

::waits for Conuly to show up::

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-11-20 03:27 am UTC (link)
Are we starting a pool?

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dodyskin
2004-11-21 06:12 pm UTC (link)
::settles down::

::takes a sip::

Oh look, Lord Lucan.

Anyone got a light?

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-11-20 04:04 am UTC (link)
Dog breastfeeding wank.

Will wonders never cease?

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[info]blue_linnet
2004-11-20 12:47 pm UTC (link)
Doesn't someone around here have some sort of icon wherein Tori Amos is suckling a piglet? (I would ask 'am I hallucinating', but if I were hallucinating Tori Amos suckling a piglet, I'd be really worried). Anyway, that's what this made me think of.

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[info]panthea
2004-11-21 05:00 pm UTC (link)
Yeah, it's from the liner notes of Boys for Pele.

Tori Amos is an odd monkey.

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[info]teratologist
2004-11-21 02:28 am UTC (link)
I feel that now is the time to share the fact that I have a strong childhood recollection of reading somewhere in Joseph Campbell's work about women breastfeeding bear cubs that were being raised for ritual sacrifice.

That is all.

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