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Irony ([info]isntitironic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-11-20 10:53:00


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Current mood:OMGWTF

Pitbull doesn't like porn. Everybody else does.

Pitbull insists, by the way, that he actually is a pitbull, when anybody ought to be able to see that he is in fact a troll. But that just makes it funnier.



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[info]loonylupinlover
2004-11-20 07:30 pm UTC (link)
DO YOU ACCEPT DOG BITES THROUGH PAYPAL

OR IS THERE A CURRENCY CONVERSION CHARGE ON THAT


OMG. Best. Troll. EVAR.

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[info]greekhoop
2004-11-20 09:21 pm UTC (link)
DO YOU ENJOY SARCASM

IT IS A TASTY NEW DISH THAT INCLUDES CHICKEN, STIR-FRIED VEGETABLES, AND ME THINKING THAT YOU ARE RETARDED


Yes! Totally!

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[info]xero_sky
2004-11-20 08:16 pm UTC (link)
Well, for one, I've yet to meet an animal besides a human that was able to type and use a computer. I daresay it's not possible.

OMG, really?

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[info]infinitemonday
2004-11-20 08:49 pm UTC (link)
heehheee! ahhh, logic.

But if you can hit the keys for the letters alright, you shouldn't need the caps lock. Really. And you should be able to get those . and , keys, too.

I AM A PIT BULL PLEASE DO NOT QUESTION MY TYPING ABILITY OKAY


I need to remember that excuse, for other things... >_>

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-20 11:12 pm UTC (link)
The troll contingent on Sheezy is like, the best group of trolls ever. They're actually good at it!

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[info]adora_spintriae
2004-11-21 02:36 am UTC (link)
IF YOU WANT TO NOT SEE MY COMMENTS, DON'T READ THEM
OOOOOOH BURN
YOUR LOGIC FLIES RIGHT BACK IN YOUR FACE


Haha. I love this guy.

Seriously, I'm having trouble breathing I'm laughing so hard.

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[info]crickets
2004-11-21 02:43 am UTC (link)
MAYBE YOU ARE NOT UNDERSTANDING THE SIMPLE ENGLISH WORDS AND PROPER ENGLISH GRAMMAR I AM USING TO SPEAK TO YOU

DO YOU SPEAK DOG MAYBE

WOOF WOOF ARF YAP YAP YAP WOOF ARF YIP


Hee!


BUT PORN IS WHOA BEEP BEEP TASTELESS GARBAGE AND WANK MATERIAL COMING THROUGH

F_W is porn - wheeeee!

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[info]lush_rimbaud
2004-11-21 04:45 am UTC (link)
I want to have ten million of this guy's weird little babies.

This is the most hilarious wank ever.

WHY ARE YOU QUESTIONING THAT I AM A PIT BULL

DO NOT MAKE ME BITE YOU


All his posts look like telegrams from Bizarro World.

*laughs until she cries*

Thanks for posting this! It's awesome.

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[info]mindset
2004-11-21 07:12 am UTC (link)
"OKAY WHO IS CALLING WHO INANE AND RAMBLING HERE

ALSO BORING

BECAUSE I THINK I HEAR THE IRONY TRAIN GOING BY

dingdingdingDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGdingdingdingdingding"

"If there's one thing I enjoy reading, it's insults that invoke the doppler effect."


Oh my god, I think I am going to die laughing. I need to icon this...


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[info]crickets
2004-11-22 06:06 am UTC (link)
That is the best!

I need to icon this...

Do, do! You must doooo eeeet!

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[info]mooncalf
2004-11-21 07:24 am UTC (link)
(Icon because so appropriate.)

Personally I'm amused that PoinkRaven informs us that

...he talk all in caps (( That kinda annoying and that hurt eyes )

when her sig is

"We sEriAL kiLLerS ArE yOuR sOnS,
We ArE yOuR hUsBanDs,
wE ArE eVerYwHerE.
AnD tHerE wiLL Be mOrE of yOuR ChiLdreN dEaD TOmoRroW"


Glass house, big-ass rock!

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-21 08:17 am UTC (link)
Things I have learned from this wank:

1)Pitbull != awesome troll. Lobsternaut != piece of shit copycat who should STFU and get a new comedy act.

2)Sarcasm is the other white meat, tastes good with soy sauce, and it should be iconized forever.

3)Vore scares me shitless.

4)Pot and Kettle have wild sex photos on Sheezyart.

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GOD YOU TEDIOUS TOOLBOX
(Anonymous)
2004-11-23 07:40 am UTC (link)
PITBULL AND LOBSTERNAUT ARE REGULAR COLLABORATORS

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Re: GOD YOU TEDIOUS TOOLBOX
[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-23 09:52 pm UTC (link)
So? One sucks, the other doesn't. What the hell does working together have to do with what I said?

If you wanna blast me, you might have the balls to sign your name at least, mousie. One might think you have a hard-on for Lobsternaut otherwise.

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Re: GOD YOU TEDIOUS TOOLBOX
(Anonymous)
2004-11-24 08:13 am UTC (link)
HELLO LADIES THIS IS THE PITBULL

I AM REAFFIRMING THE ABOVE ANONYMOUS PERSON'S STATEMENT

LOBSTERNAUT IS MY HOMESLICE SIR AND PERHAPS YOU COULD APPRECIATE HER SHEER GENIUS

IF YOU REMOVED ALL OF THE DICKS FROM YOUR MOUTH

STARTING NOW




1 2 3 GO

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Re: GOD YOU TEDIOUS TOOLBOX
[info]annabelle_lee
2004-11-24 09:18 pm UTC (link)
[yawns and reads another wank]

Oh, I'm sorry. You were saying? Something about auto-fellatio and your love of furry sex with Lobsternaut? Or did it have something to do with all of us being transexual hemaphrodites?

Wasn't listening.

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A MESSAGE FROM THE EVIL DIMENSION
(Anonymous)
2004-11-25 08:16 am UTC (link)
So is this like a learning disability/lack of reading comprehension thing or are you just dumb and boring?

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Re: GOD YOU TEDIOUS TOOLBOX
(Anonymous)
2004-11-26 06:45 am UTC (link)
ACTUALLY IT WAS MORE SOMETHING

ABOUT HOW YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HUMOUR IF IT WAS RAMMED UP YOUR ASS

BUT THAT IS REALLY THE ONLY SITUATION IN WHICH

I COULD SEE YOU APPRECIATING IT

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[info]pokecheck
2004-11-21 09:35 am UTC (link)
So now I have this song stuck in my head from the movie Black Cat, White Cat. Anyone else seen this?

There's this small time fuck up gangster wannabe with a perm singing "PITBULL!" while his groupies all reply with "Terrier!"

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[info]unoriginality
2004-11-21 11:18 am UTC (link)
... am I the only one here that's picturing Pitbull talking with that strange little computerized speech program voice? I think it's the lack of punctuation that's doing it.

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[info]bitca
2004-11-21 05:20 pm UTC (link)
There is so much that could be iconified in here, I swear it could be a mood theme!

I'm not thirteen, I'm fourteen.

Unfortunately, she knows enough to follow up that statement with this one, alas.

Not that it makes much of a difference.

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(Anonymous)
2004-11-21 05:53 pm UTC (link)
Seriously. First thing I'm doing when I get back to my .gif animator? Icons. Lots of icons.

Probably posted to Sheezyart, just because I like irony.

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[info]greekhoop
2004-11-21 10:48 pm UTC (link)
Ooh! Post the link here when you're done! Pleasy-squeezy?

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redwarrior
2004-11-22 06:43 pm UTC (link)
...This is still why I'm over at DA.

And yes, I second! ICOOOON THIIIIS!!!

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Icons, get yer icons here
(Anonymous)
2004-11-23 07:31 am UTC (link)
http://www.sheezyart.com/view/97411/

11 icons, 7 animated, the rest not. And yes, posted on Sheezy 'cause I like irony.

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Re: Icons, get yer icons here
(Anonymous)
2004-11-23 07:45 am UTC (link)
Side effect of posting icons with link back here: They're all coming over into the comments!

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Re: Icons, get yer icons here
[info]greekhoop
2004-11-23 07:45 am UTC (link)
*fangirlish squeals, etc.*

I'm taking a bunch, but I haven't decided which I'm using yet. What should I credit you as? Pitbull?

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Re: Icons, get yer icons here
(Anonymous)
2004-11-23 07:46 am UTC (link)
No credit needed, but if you really really want to you should credit pitbull and me (Xax).

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Re: Icons, get yer icons here
(Anonymous)
2004-11-23 10:02 pm UTC (link)
I had to take the sarcasm one. Thanks for making these.

a_lee, too lazy to sign on.

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[info]alryssa
2004-11-23 09:13 am UTC (link)
He's a pit bull, hmm?

Theoretically, then, he should be neutered and wearing a muzzle at all times while out in public.

*fetches rusty scalpel*

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