Tiny but tasty
More fun on babaa! Cripes, there must be something in the NeoCola this month.

Background: Neopets.com runs these plots every so often where there's a War on, and you can sign up with one side or the other and have your pets fight monsters to score points for your side. The latest one just started, and apparently the monsters have poisoned weapons this time, so your Neopet can get cooties if they take a hit.

This is too much for leathermenace, who announces s/h/it is OMG LEAVING!!!1

A few people suggest that s/h/it chill. leathermenace retorts:

Now are they going to teach us long term war stratagies? Do those of us who want to play in the war have to either let our pets lay sick for what can take days to cure or feel the finacial realities of war? For crying out loud I live in the US! I HAVE GEORGE DUBYAH (can't pronounce the word nuclear) BUSH leading my country! I don't want to think about a long drawn out battle. We are already in one.

Because apparently a) leathermenace, unlike the rest of the userbase, was forced to sign up for the War Game at gunpoint; b) it's totally traumatic to have your virtual kitty get fleas, even though you can't kill a Neopet even if you want to; c) cartoon squirrels versus deformed goats is totally equivalent to Iraq!fiasco.

Whee, overreaction.