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Irony ([info]isntitironic) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-12-01 22:16:00


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Metaquotes wanks about what Julia Roberts named her kids.


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[info]smo
2004-12-02 08:08 am UTC (link)
Pfft. Bitch couldn't even spell "Phinneas" correctly. Typical Ghoulia Julia.

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[info]mmmkay
2004-12-02 09:56 pm UTC (link)
Typical Ghoulia

Dude. She reminds me of a Skeletor/Daisy Duck splicing experiment gone horribly wrong.

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[info]smo
2004-12-03 03:32 am UTC (link)
Hee! She even sounds like a duck when she laughs.

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-12-03 04:57 am UTC (link)
Hers is the mouth that will devour the world.

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[info]smo
2004-12-03 02:08 pm UTC (link)
She's like the Bhagavad Gita, in a way.

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[info]mmmkay
2004-12-03 07:49 am UTC (link)
If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck...

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[info]smo
2004-12-03 02:07 pm UTC (link)
For my money, In Living Color's finest hour was when Men on Film said that Pretty Woman should have been called "A Fish Called Julia." I swear I laughed for five minutes straight the first time I heard that one.

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[info]mmmkay
2004-12-04 12:12 am UTC (link)
*snerk* Wish I'd seen that. I used to try to catch the end to see how stoned Keenan had gotten during the show.

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[info]smo
2004-12-04 07:20 am UTC (link)
*g* Well, you know, they are releasing the DVDs now. You could watch it again for old times' sake. *enable enable enable*

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[info]mmmkay
2004-12-04 11:33 pm UTC (link)
No enabling! I'm still traumatized by the fact the show gave birth to Jim Carrey and J.Lo.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-02 09:13 am UTC (link)
A tasty little bedtime snack, but the replies were frozen before the wank could really brew to perfection.

Still, gold star for you! Yey!

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[info]littlemisspiss
2004-12-02 01:05 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, no, the comments are open -- there are more tasty little wankbites since last I checked.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-02 08:56 pm UTC (link)
Oooh. Shall sample them now, then. When I got to it, they'd already frozen a potential source, so I figured it would have all died down by now.

Thank god I was wrong and wankers will always be wankers.

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[info]smo
2004-12-03 03:33 am UTC (link)
*licks your Kiefer icon*

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[info]littlemisspiss
2004-12-03 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Booyah :D

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[info]electric_sheep
2004-12-02 12:08 pm UTC (link)
Eeee Iron Giant icon!

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[info]lots42
2004-12-02 02:12 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if I triggered that, I remember blasting Julia's choice.

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[info]mistressrenet
2004-12-02 02:12 pm UTC (link)
But doesn't everyone know that celebrities are contractually obligated to give their children dumb names?

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[info]renata_hpjc
2004-12-02 09:22 pm UTC (link)
Hmm, and I was just discussing with my boyfriend when we heard the news how refreshing it was that the kids got relatively normal names. I mean, what's wrong with an old-fashioned Phinnaeus or Hazel next to Dweezil or Apple?

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[info]mistressrenet
2004-12-02 09:40 pm UTC (link)
Normal is in the eye of the beholder! I kind of like Apple. I'd never name my kid that though. And after Saiyuki, I don't think I could ever name anyone Hazel...

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[info]nevadafighter
2004-12-02 06:58 pm UTC (link)
I love elorie getting all snooty and self-righteous in the middle. Another one who's never wrong despite the glaring hypocrisy. *two thumbs up*

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[info]coyotegirl
2004-12-03 01:30 am UTC (link)
I so want to poke her and tell her I'm not childfree (matter of fact, I think the content of that comm is generally unnecessarily vicious and unpleasant) but I still think she's a giant hypocrite.

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[info]fuzzytowers
2004-12-03 02:50 pm UTC (link)
Ditto. That was a *boggle* if I ever saw one. Geez, elorie, bitter much?

So what if some of the CFers rag on Roberts for her kids names? They rag on everything in the childed world. What does that have to do with anything?

I liked the names she gave her twins. They seem so normal - Old-fashioned, but normal. In a world of girls named Silvereeni and boys named Talentivin, Hazel and Phinnaeus seem so normal.

Besides, Julia Roberts' kids are never gonna see the inside of a public school to get near the mean kids to get their asses kicked.

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coreopsis
2004-12-02 07:43 pm UTC (link)
The pot and kettle called and asked if they could please retire now. They're absolutley exhausted.

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[info]crickets
2004-12-03 01:19 am UTC (link)
Aw, poor things. Maybe a long vacation would perk them up.

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[info]imaloserbaby
2004-12-03 03:13 am UTC (link)
I like the name Phineas, but I'm biased. It's the name of my RP husband.

I was distracted from the wank, though. Someone used one of my icons and I got my fill of ego stroking for the day.

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[info]dawnswalker
2004-12-03 04:59 am UTC (link)
Better Phineas Gage than Ayteen Miyuckie.

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(Anonymous)
2004-12-03 07:04 am UTC (link)
Phinnaeus was her father's middle name, and he died when she was pretty young.

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[info]ichigatsu
2004-12-03 05:00 pm UTC (link)
I've seen worse. Way worse. And my own name is pretty bad, too.

Edgar Allan Pe, and even better
Edgar Allan Po
Washington Dee Sy
Jonef Kenny Dee

And my personal favourite, May Putok (which is not so bad in the English-speaking world, but in Tagalog it literally means "has body odour". You can imagine the hilarity that ensued everytime there was roll call in one of her classes.)

I'm not kidding. These are real people.

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[info]necronomist
2004-12-04 01:55 am UTC (link)
I snarked at elorie's comment, and sorta backed off when she didn't seem to bite too hard. Then I see her bite some more, and I snickered.

'High house'?

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