Does it count as wank when there's more than just hands?
I just saw this linked somewhere else (and a thousand apologies if it was already posted -- this thread's from back in April) and I just had to share. I'm only page 7 -- with 47 pages total.

In General [M]aymem, Dataware, claiming he's perfectly serious, makes a post titled: "Ok... I think I got my mom pregnant"

47 pages, folks.

IL1K3C3R34L: "sticky this?"
Randalldeflagg: "it already is all sticky"

People say Dataware's a newbie troll creating drama, he says he's a longtime poster who's serious. On page 8, we hear from an Admin, Kay0909, who said, "I did a cross check of the IP and it matches a legitimate poster who has around 900 posts. Ive never seen any drama from him before so I don't know what to say". Page 10 brings up the potential of sockpuppetry and conspiracy.

Someone else on page 8 admits to googling for the story, thinking it's a bad pornfic C&P and came up with zero hits elsewhere.

Amid it all, there's screams of "BULLSHIT!" and "PICTURES!" and arguing about Oedipus. And Demonhalo on Page 24 brings up a point that makes me giggle: "honestly when you were typing the thread title in did you really expect us to take you seriously....maybe even show compassion? when have we of genmay lore ever done something like that? we're the freaking goal setters for dysfunction."

Check, please, and good night.

ETA: By the time I get to page 26, people are talking about the post being edited. A quoted repost of the original is on page 16, by way of IllusionalKnight.