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A Beautiful and Unique Snowflake ([info]uniquesnowflake) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2003-09-28 14:23:00


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Current mood:Nasty Bitch
Current music:Daphne & Celeste- U.G.L.Y.

U.G.L.Y, We Ain't Got No Alibi.
Everyone needs a little bit of nonuglies wank once in a while, just to lube everything up and remind us all that, as we always suspected, there are people in this world with pastimes even more useless than ours.

Take, for instance, the people in this particular wanktastic abortion of a spin-off community.


There ain't no pill, cause you ain't ill, you ugly!



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[info]tempslut
2003-09-28 07:38 pm UTC (link)
This person seems to have self-esteem issues:

"How much do you weigh? 115 (but i look more like 160, literally)


How tall are you? 5'1


Are you clinically obese? no, but i look like it"


And then there's a picture.

Girl, if you're fat, then I'm a fucking whale.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-09-28 07:41 pm UTC (link)
That's not a self-esteem issue. My inability to talk to authority figures for fear of making an ass out of myself is a self-esteem issue.

That right there is a prime example of hallucination. They say the camera adds ten pounds, but if it's adding fifty, honey, you don't belong on LJ. You belong in a psychiatric hospital.

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-09-28 07:56 pm UTC (link)
BEATINGS.

I strongly advocate a full range of beatings for this individual.

I don't know if they'd cure the chronic delusion, but they'd sure as hell be SATISFYING.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-09-28 08:01 pm UTC (link)
Exactly! And, according to my therapist, sometimes beating inanimate objects such as pillows is a good and proper way of stress relief.

These people seem close enough to pillows, as they're proposedly fat, retarded, and ugly, so beat away. It's good for you!

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[info]tempslut
2003-09-28 08:39 pm UTC (link)
Or just throw a variety of Hostess products at her and see if she melts like the Wicked Witch of the West in The Wizard of Oz.

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[info]rhi_silverflame
2003-09-28 08:46 pm UTC (link)
OooOOOoooo. I like that idea.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-09-28 08:52 pm UTC (link)
Mmmm, Hohos.

[/Homer]

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[info]sagralisse
2003-09-28 07:59 pm UTC (link)
::headdesk::

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-09-28 09:06 pm UTC (link)
There, there.

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[info]moonjaguar
2003-09-28 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Parody, right? Gotta be parody.

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[info]uniquesnowflake
2003-09-29 12:19 am UTC (link)
Well, I think it's a parody, but a SERIOUS parody. In that these people actually take their community quite earnestly.

Which honestly scares the hell out of me.

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(Anonymous)
2003-09-29 03:23 pm UTC (link)
Whether it's parody or not, things like this (http://www.livejournal.com/community/fatuglyretard/6306.html) are pretty damn tasteless and offensive. Talk about someone who shouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of any job requiring tact, sensitivity, people skills, etc.

Katie (LadyVorkosigan on LiveJournal).

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M-A-M-A, That is how you got that way, yo MAMA!
[info]resmiranda
2003-09-29 04:36 pm UTC (link)
Gotta be a joke.

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