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	bubosquared 2004-12-20 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Dear toe-lady: please get OUT of my religion, you're making my religion look STUPID and also spelling-impaired. facepalm (Reply to this)(Thread)

	fiatincantatum 2004-12-20 05:29 pm UTC (link)
	snort and she's a sixteen-year-old, can you imagine what she'll be like as an adult (assuming the brains and/or other survival mechanisms don't grow in any time soon, I mean.) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mirabellawotr 2004-12-20 06:08 pm UTC (link)
	Ooh, pretty icons. is distracted from wank by Teh Sparkly (Reply to this)(Thread)

	twocorpses 2004-12-20 07:36 pm UTC (link)
	lol ditto! (Reply to this)(Parent)

feloniousfeline
2004-12-20 10:53 pm UTC (link)

it isnt Xmas...its CHRISTmas...

Thanks for the news flash, Skippy.

n its not about some fat gut in a red suit, its about a birthdy, the most important birthday of all...Jesus's birthday... Jesus saves, n Christians celebrate Christmas b/c its the day Jesus was born, the day God came to the Earth, so he could Die on the cross, so I could go to Heaven, so YOU can go to Heaven... so everyone that believes in HIM will go to Heaven!

Well, to Godless whores like myself*, it IS about some fat guy in a red suit. So shut up and let us go to Hell in peace, kthnx.

Oh and one more thing, I hope when you die and you go to Heaven because you knew just how many candles to put on Jesus' birthday cake, you find out you'll be spending eternity in remedial English. God can't send you to Hell for bad grammar, but he can loom over you with a ruler and smack you on the knuckles every time you spell "and" as "n".

*I'm not actually a Godless whore. I'm more of a religionless whore (because I do believe in God, though I was raised athiest). And, I'm not really a whore either. Whore implies sex and I haven't had that in a while, implied or otherwise.

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prettypinkkitty
2004-12-22 01:51 am UTC (link)

Except, the joke's on her - X is the Greek letter for Chi, which is often used in Greek texts to indicate Christ! So it is Xmas, sort of!

And she's right, it's not about the fat guy in the red suit. Everyone knows Santa Claus doesn't exist! (Although I hear Saint Nicholas was a heck of a guy - his nose was broken, and he punched out a couple of bishops.) It's about crass commercialism. *goes to spend more money I don't have*

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	(Anonymous) 2004-12-21 12:18 am UTC (link)
	But...but...Jesus was definitely not born on December 25th...reason for the season, eh? Bah. Awfully pretty icons. nods -josie (Reply to this)

	squib 2004-12-21 05:15 am UTC (link)
	I get why the wanker is putting CHRIST in all caps, but what's with smOKING? Is smoking a way of giving veneration to Christ, o King? amused (Reply to this)

	sesana 2004-12-21 05:39 am UTC (link)
	it isnt Xmas...its CHRISTmas... Using the Greek letter X was at one time considered an acceptable way to abbreviate Christ. The church that I grew up in had items with "X" on it, in fact. Just consider it Greek, young wanker. (Reply to this)

	crickets 2004-12-21 06:46 am UTC (link)
	When an anonymouse not-so-gently tries to explain that Jesus was actually born in spring and the December date is the usurpation of a pagan holiday, all sandytoez06 can say is, "you need to go read a Bible." whoosh Hee. Very pretty icons. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	selene_avis 2004-12-21 04:54 pm UTC (link)
	Sadly, said anonymouse does not seem to realize that whether or not you believe Jesus was a prophet and/or the son of God, he was a real person. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	teratologist 2004-12-22 01:37 pm UTC (link)
	Duh. He's my sister-in-law's gardener. Nice guy. Good with rhododendrons. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	adora_spintriae 2004-12-21 08:28 am UTC (link)
	what are YOU smOKING? The irony, it burns. Damn fine icons though. (Reply to this)

	dodyskin 2004-12-21 11:58 am UTC (link)
	Wheee! Immaculate Conception. I know that. It means born without original sin--has bugger all to do with the virgin birth. Now, name ten famous Belgians. Answer quickly! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	ingrid 2004-12-21 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	I don't think Miss Toez is a Catholic. Anything beyond what's been thumped out of her Bible when smacked against her head at those revival meetings is probably not only irrelevant, but OMGUNHOLY!!! (Reply to this)(Parent)

prettypinkkitty
2004-12-22 01:58 am UTC (link)

Famous Belgians, by me. Age 21.

(1) Waffles
(2) Chocolate
(3) Chocolate chip waffles
(4) Justine Henin-Hardenne
(5) Kim Clijsters
(6) Xavier Malisse (we watch a lot of tennis in my house)
(7) ...Jean Claude van Damme?
(8) Chocolate chip banana waffles
(9) Magritte
(10) Oh! That saint! The one who went to the Hawaiian leper colony and his FOOT FELL OFF. This guy acted it in church in Catholic school and it was AWESOME. Best acting EVER. HIS FOOT! AhHAHAHAHAHHA. I don't think this was the reaction they wanted me to have. Hmmmm.

My only excuse is I am an American, and therefore know nothing about anything but America.

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	selene_avis 2004-12-21 04:51 pm UTC (link)
	On one hand, we have super!Christian sandytoez06, out to bitch at anyone who isn't also a super!Christian. On the other, we have atheist!anonymouse, who doesn't believe Jesus existed. I'm going to go bang my head against the wall now; there is stupid on both sides. (Reply to this)

tianxiaode
2004-12-23 08:30 am UTC (link)

A) Immaculate Conception: Mary's conception and birth, since Christ could not be born via a sinful womb.

B) The central holiday of the Xtian calendar is Easter, also usurped from a pagan holiday. It's all very shiny that Christ was born, but in order have redemption, you have to have the guy sacrifice himself. Which is also probably borrowed from another religion.

<--is Catholic and edumacated. Also, knows the dance of *omg I know all the answers, beyotch*

*goes back to writing gay kinky porn and scarfing down crass materialism*

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