Fuck heat! My kids need the new Elmo toy!
(I must give credit to rockgeisha for finding the following wank. I am simply the messenger here.)

Gail D. is a mother of two small children with another on the way. She tells the electric company how heartless they are to deny them power because she and her husband decided to sacrifice the electric bill ($144) for presents from Santa. She threatens to sue.

mary jo b. suggests she tell them Santa brought electricity. More than one poster discusses the irony of her having another kid when Gail can't even pay the electric bill.

Alan M spells it out for her: "Heat comes before toys... what part of that isn't perfectly clear?"

And the wank keeps going and going...