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sidewinder ([info]sidewinder) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-12-26 16:40:00


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Current mood:Mystified

RIP. Or not.
Former Philly Eagles player, Reggie White, dies. Someone mentions this in [info]philadelphia.

Much wank ensures in the comments, complete with homophobia accusations, Nazis, and grammar wank.

Good times.



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[info]25th_of_april
2004-12-26 10:57 pm UTC (link)
On the one hand, I think it's generally a good idea to be polite just after someone's death.

On the other hand, I really really really really really hated Reggie White.

Rather than feel more torn than I already do, I think I will just rejoice in how many different ways to wank that post found :)

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[info]feloniousfeline
2004-12-27 12:11 am UTC (link)
Flamewar over a dead guy. Smells like hotdogs.

theslut...
Once he left and went to fucking Green Bay he had nothing but bad things to say about this city and this team.

It's football. I can understand the rage against the Packers, but I do believe you are taking things a tad too personally.

He also had some fucking racist things to say about everyone who wasn't black southern baptist or whatever the fuck he was.

Oh, dear. Not only does he insult your team and your town, but he also implies you're not as good as he is because you don't belong in his special club. I bet this is fifth grade all over again for you.

Burn in fucking hell.

Who died and made you God? Oh wait...

BTW...which level of Hell is fucking? 'Cause I think that's where I should go.

Also he was fat...

Nothing makes you deserve death more or gets you the brand of evil faster than being fat. Even if you're a football player.

I think bigots ruin this country

Nope. It's the evol PR. Trust me.

sydpenquinbunny...
Hey, don't fucking be an insult to the Republican Party.

Yeah. They've already got enough people they don't want to claim are on their side.

And here I thought it was the football fans that painted their faces were the ones that were rabid. Judas.

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[info]gal_montag
2004-12-27 01:41 am UTC (link)
Ahhh, Philly, city of brotherly love. *warm fuzzies*

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[info]terminal_frost
2004-12-27 04:53 am UTC (link)
I'm sure it normally is, but it seems more than a few people got up on the wrong side of the bed that day...

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[info]gal_montag
2004-12-27 05:04 am UTC (link)
Nah, Philidelphia is a city where people will buy season tickets to a team they hate so they can go to every game and tell them how much they suck. They also have a courthouse and a jail in the bottom of the Eagle's stadium because there were so many arrests for drunk and disorderly that it was too much for the paddy wagons to handle.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-12-27 04:00 am UTC (link)
Caught a Hitler reference in there. He seems to come up in like every other wank. :P

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-12-27 10:07 am UTC (link)
Hitler is a popular guy.

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[info]altoidsaddict
2004-12-27 10:42 am UTC (link)
It's because he wasn't fat like Reggie White.

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[info]puipui
2004-12-27 08:00 pm UTC (link)
Also the moustache. Gotta love the 'stache, man.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-27 09:21 am UTC (link)
Ahhh, lovely. Another community infested with trolls. theslut isn't even a member of the comm. yet apparently thought it was fun to bash a dead man when he couldn't fight back.

Mmm, tacky.

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[info]mindset
2004-12-27 09:39 pm UTC (link)
it was fun to bash a dead man when he couldn't fight back.

But that's the best time!

When the dead *are* fighting back, that's when you know it's time to get out of town. Or off the planet, if you can. Because otherwise, it's chainsaw and flamethrower time for everybody.

*Especially* the necrophiliacs.

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-27 10:43 pm UTC (link)
Oh shiii...good point. Here I was thinking it would have been better if she'd said that while he was alive to respond, but hey, that works too.

Me and my damn common sense. You'd think the alcohol would have killed it by now, but nooo, it's still there.

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[info]phosfate
2004-12-27 04:09 pm UTC (link)
I always thought they were a California band.

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[info]wankprophet
2004-12-27 06:00 pm UTC (link)
No, you're thinking of the Beatles. God, I always hated them and those fake South African accents so fucking much.

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[info]puipui
2004-12-27 08:01 pm UTC (link)
But their lyrics were so deep!

She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah.
She loves you, yeah yeah yeah yeah.


Words to live by, people. Words to live by.

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[info]pragmatic
2004-12-27 08:25 pm UTC (link)
It's deeper in German, don't you know.

Sie liebt dich, yeah yeah yeah.
Sie liebt dich, yeah yeah yeah.
Sie liebt dich, yeah yeah yeah yeah.

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[info]mindset
2004-12-27 09:45 pm UTC (link)
*does Peter Sellers as Dr. Strangelove voice*

You say you've lost your luff? Vell, I saw her yesterday! It's you she's thinking ovf! And she told me vat to say! She says she luffs you!

Ja?

Ja, ja. She luffs you. She said you hurt her so, she almost lost her mind! *cackle* But now she says she knows, you're not the hurting kind! *evil laugh continues* She says she luffs you!

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