funkyhelix
2004-12-29 05:16 pm UTC (link)

	rachelmap 2004-12-29 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	So not only is she greasy and unphotogenic, she's also ignorant, rude, lazy, and inconsiderate. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	darkwitch666 2004-12-30 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	w00t! Six-le threat! ~~yeah, yeah, i know it's not six-le, but it fit better than sextuple threat or whatever, lol~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2004-12-29 06:57 pm UTC (link)
	Didn't you read the post? She doesn't FEEL like FUCKING WITH THE LJ-CUT TAG. This is AMERICA where people can do WHATEVER THEY FEEL LIKE ALL THE TIME. That's what FREEDOM means! That's why we ATTACKED BIN LADEN in IRAQ! For LJ POSTING RIGHTS! Hee hee! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	blue_linnet 2004-12-29 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	What's shes_unreal's problem? The comments after that one didn't even make sense. She seemed to take that AMERICA! comment seriously so responded about why LJ cut was a good idea--the OP said she/he thought the sarcasm was apparent, and shes_unreal responded with 'So did I?' Eh? Her own comment read as quite serious. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

It's never happened to you?

rexdomine
2004-12-29 09:27 pm UTC (link)

Y'know. You make a complete ass of yourself in public by acting all serious. Then, everyone turns to look at you. The person who received the brunt of your Righteous (LJ) Wrath simply says, "Dude. I was fucking kidding."

What else can you do? Look 'em in the eye and say, "Well, yeah, dude. Me, too. Totally." Then you give everyone else The Look that clearly states, "What's With This Dude--Can't He Take a Joke;" meanwhile, the everyone else puts you on the same list as me_and_a_gun18.

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	Re: It's never happened to you? shes_unreal 2004-12-30 01:50 am UTC (link)
	Maybe I should have used a lot of caps too? Gee, I love it when people think they know exactly what another person is thinking, especially when they get it completely wrong! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Re: It's never happened to you? puipui 2004-12-30 03:10 am UTC (link)
	For what it's worth, I thought the little "Rawr!" at the end made it quite clear. But apparently that's just me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2004-12-30 01:53 am UTC (link)
	[wheezes] Absolutely fucking hilarious. I can see an American flag waving behind them as they abuse the capslock of rage. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mooncalf 2004-12-29 05:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, man, vicious. And here I'd been meaning to join that community. Also, her little knight-in-shining-armor, hurbledurble, isn't doing that much good... lol people from Columbus sure are angry at the Internet. ... I should totally icon that. (Reply to this)

	nonny_mouse 2004-12-29 06:01 pm UTC (link)
	From a comment in her journal: This is AMERICA where people can do WHATEVER THEY FEEL LIKE ALL THE TIME. God Bless America! snerk (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2004-12-29 06:10 pm UTC (link)
	Really? commits treason and then kills eighty people and cooks them for dinner Now it's really too bad I don't have a journelfen account. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	thorn_star 2004-12-29 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	I just looked at your icon and did a double-take. Me: Wtf is "a person of questionable moral sanding"? Have YOU sanded your morals lately?! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nonny_mouse 2004-12-29 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Nope, my morals are rough and unsanded. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ari_ 2004-12-29 09:02 pm UTC (link)
	fuck - snorting with laughter is not good when you have a runny nose. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	thorn_star 2004-12-30 02:52 pm UTC (link)
	Oh well, at least it's good for your immune system! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	c_chan 2004-12-29 08:10 pm UTC (link)
	Someone should really icon that. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	darkwitch666 2004-12-30 05:50 pm UTC (link)
	ICON! ICONICONICONICON LOVE! :) (Reply to this)(Parent)

	virago 2004-12-30 02:11 am UTC (link)
	"Americans are mammals! The purpose of an American is to flip out and kill people!" (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2004-12-30 03:12 am UTC (link)
	Wait... are you implying somehow that all Americans are ninja? 'Cause that would so rock! Whee! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	llama_treats 2004-12-30 05:49 am UTC (link)
	Ninja hamsters. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nonny_mouse 2004-12-30 12:50 pm UTC (link)
	They're super cunning, ninja hamster - because while you're going 'aww hamster with a samauri sword' they're chopping you up into little badly-dubbed pieces. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	puipui 2004-12-30 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	Teenage mutant ninja hamsters? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	visp 2004-12-30 05:56 am UTC (link)
	We are? Dammit, nobody ever tells me anything! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	jedilora 2004-12-30 07:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm not a ninja, but I do have a ninja army. Does that work? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	puipui 2004-12-30 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	OMG! That is the cutest ninja army ever! squees (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jedilora 2004-12-30 11:12 pm UTC (link)
	::bows:: My ninjas thank you, and offer you a free "flip out and kill things" card. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	vanilla_tiger 2004-12-30 06:31 pm UTC (link)
	Poor ninjas. No cultural identity. /Men in Hats (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	jedilora 2004-12-31 01:33 am UTC (link)
	::offers a taco:: (Reply to this)(Parent)

	nonny_mouse 2004-12-30 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	That's why you can buy guns from the local corner shop :/ (Reply to this)(Parent)

	electricchick 2004-12-30 05:55 am UTC (link)
	This is America, where you can do anything! You want to put babies on spikes? Go! Go and be free to follow your dream! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	visp 2004-12-30 06:00 am UTC (link)
	Ooh! To drop rocks on babies, or drop babies on rocks? I can't choose! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	nonny_mouse 2004-12-30 12:52 pm UTC (link)
	do both :D it is America after all. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	visp 2004-12-30 08:00 pm UTC (link)
	Land of the free indeed! (Reply to this)(Parent)

	creepy! dorian 2004-12-31 01:38 am UTC (link)
	OMFG. I was listening to an MP3 of that AS I WAS READING THIS POST. (Reply to this)(Parent)

also_not_a_pipe
2004-12-30 08:11 am UTC (link)

It could be worse.

I was on that comm for a while, because Columbus is only an hour away from and fifty times more entertaining than the city where I live. When I was there, we had this weird troll kind of like her--greasy, weird-looking, clueless. He kept pestering all of us to tell him how he could make money. Except he didn't want to work for it. He just wanted people to give him money. First he decided he was going to sell his hair--his limp, nasty, ass-length hair--to a wig shop or something. Everyone said, "Umm, dude, try something a little less Dickensian." A few people misinterpreted why he was showing us his oily tresses and suggested he give it to Locks of Love, which got him all snotty and self-righteous about not giving away his prize possession. Some people told him about jobs that were hiring.

He posted later to announce that he had thought a lot about what everyone had said, and had decided to sell sexual favors. He gave us more pictures of him looking kind of stoned to entice us. Everyone laughed heartily. One person sarcastically said, "Oh, I'll be at such and such a place tomorrow night at ten. Will you?" The next day he spazzed out on us because he'd actually gone. She--gasp!--wasn't there. He was in dire straights and didn't appreciate people jerking him around like that.

Then he just kind of vanished.

The moral of the story: People in Columbus are weird and ugly. And it's supposed to be one of the cooler cities in Ohio. *cough*

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	nonny_mouse 2004-12-30 12:51 pm UTC (link)
	oh my. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	darkwitch666 2004-12-30 05:53 pm UTC (link)
	Cleveland. Go to Cleveland. The river might burn once in a while, but there are Indian demonstrators and pro football and a big-ass lake and pretty bridges and stuff. And the people are one fuck-all of a lot nicer. :D (Reply to this)(Parent)