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Erin ([info]dizmo) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-12-29 12:41:00
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Current mood:Mildly Amused

Rather like a train wreck, really.
glory_2_godglory_2_god is a remarkably obvious troll. In that he goes and decides to post his theory on how feminism is the direct cause of the obesity epidemic to liberalliberal.

Most everyone acknowledges that he is a troll.

However, the wank flies anyway.

Sit back and grab some popcorn.


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[info]moonjaguar
2004-12-29 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Hook, Line and Sinker Syndrome is alive and well.

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[info]ladysorka
2004-12-29 10:50 pm UTC (link)
Because horrid tasteless 50s casseroles are the solution to all weight problems.

Of course! How could we have been so blind!

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[info]ladybirdsleeps
2004-12-30 05:40 pm UTC (link)
I know I'd lose my appetite if presented with ham-in-gelatin.

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[info]xero_sky
2004-12-29 11:08 pm UTC (link)
And exactly why does this attack on the non-traditional woman belong in a liberal community? Go troll somewhere else.

Heh. Asked answered by the same person, in the same post. Very nice and tidy.

And yet the wank continues.

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[info]sarajayechan
2004-12-29 11:11 pm UTC (link)
If poor Caesar had a wife, he never would have gotten so fat. Instead, women are all out working jobs that men should have, and nobody is in the kitchen to cook healthy food anymore. With women out of the kitchen, more people are eating fast food and frozen food because they are cheap, fast, and easy to make. If women had stayed in the kitchen where they belong, we wouldn't be in this mess today.

When people say stuff like this, it's hard to get pissed off because it's obvious they're talking out of their ass just for the sake of talking out of their ass.

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[info]virago
2004-12-30 02:09 am UTC (link)
With women out of the kitchen, more people are eating fast food and frozen food because they are cheap, fast, and easy to make.

I'd follow up with "Time for Traditional Men to start learning how to fucking cook!", but that's only because I love people who cook.

Blah, blah, blah.

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[info]chaoscheebs
2004-12-30 03:16 am UTC (link)
Unless, of course, your inner perfectionist geek is crying out, "But he _did_ have a wife! Portia, if I remember right! And she in all likelihood _stayed_ home! Caesar just didn't stay home, 'cause he was conquering nations!"

Oh, how I can see the temptation to feed into this...

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(Anonymous)
2005-01-01 06:38 am UTC (link)
Heh. My 10th grade English teacher divided our Shakespeare homework by gender (in 1980 NY!) - boys were asked something about Caesar, girls were asked what his wife was thinking while he was being killed. My answer was "nothing special. She didn't know what was going on, because she was at home".

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The Old Adage Always Holds True
[info]marlo
2004-12-30 12:07 am UTC (link)
Does anyone else think of this every single time they see a troll?

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Re: The Old Adage Always Holds True
(Anonymous)
2004-12-30 02:18 am UTC (link)
It never ceases to amaze me how often that theory comes into play.

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Re: The Old Adage Always Holds True
[info]sarajayechan
2004-12-30 04:01 am UTC (link)
XD That rocks.

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[info]jess_d_ripper
2004-12-30 12:37 am UTC (link)
Feminism is definitely to blame for my weight, thanks to all the donuts they serve at the late night man-bashing/baby-killing/lesbian orgy meetings. But man, those are some good times.

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[info]sewingmyfish
2004-12-30 12:46 am UTC (link)
word,
except we never get eclairs since they're really part of the pastry patriarchy, what with the phallic shape and cream filling and all.
Too bad, they're oppressilicious

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[info]pyratejenni
2004-12-30 12:57 am UTC (link)
But what about the Boston Kreme-filled donuts? They're round, after all.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-12-30 02:35 am UTC (link)
Perhaps. You should have been there when one of our charter brought deviled eggs. Such cat fighting I have never seen.

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[info]squib
2004-12-30 04:23 am UTC (link)
There really does need to be a "Fear the Pastry Patriarchy!" icon.

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[info]kookaburra
2004-12-30 05:49 am UTC (link)

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redwarrior
2005-01-03 11:16 pm UTC (link)
I'm snatching this thing for my LJ.

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[info]kookaburra
2005-01-04 07:21 am UTC (link)
Yay! Someone likes my icon- and I had to search awhile to find the penis cake, too.

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BWAHAHAHAHA!
[info]reinhardt
2004-12-30 05:50 am UTC (link)

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Re: BWAHAHAHAHA!
[info]squib
2004-12-30 05:55 am UTC (link)
Brilliant! :) *snatches*

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[info]restlesshands
2004-12-30 04:49 am UTC (link)
The Pastary Patriarchy, or, as I like to call it, the Pastriarchy. :D

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[info]senor_pinata
2004-12-30 11:41 pm UTC (link)
That should be iconned.

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[info]visp
2004-12-30 05:44 am UTC (link)
Well, you can work off all the pastry, you just have to perform extra vigorously at the orgy.

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[info]oulangi
2004-12-30 05:07 am UTC (link)
I believe the quote goes:
"Grammer is the obsesion of the simple minded." - Roger Clemens

Good Ol' Roger. 6 time Cy Young winner, packs a nasty fastball and apparently one helluva author.

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[info]gal_montag
2004-12-30 05:29 am UTC (link)
Ceaser had a wife. He's fat because he killed her and ate her.

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[info]littlebitca
2004-12-30 05:58 am UTC (link)
Obesity has now become a global epidemic according to the WHO.

So is pinball. Which begins with 'P' and that rhymes with 'T' and that stands for 'Trouble'!

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[info]ilanalynn
2004-12-30 05:34 pm UTC (link)
right here in River City...

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[info]littlebitca
2004-12-31 07:15 am UTC (link)
I say we organize a marching band! The exercise will do them good.

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[info]electricchick
2004-12-30 05:59 am UTC (link)
Ah... yes. Obviously, I'm a little overweight because my mom never cooked for me because she worked in the evenings as a nurse. I mean, there was that little fact that my dad cooked for me, but, you know... it's just so more fattening when a man cooks!

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[info]ashenmote
2004-12-30 10:12 am UTC (link)
When you are Caesar, it's either staying at home and enjoying the healthy, low-fat nutrition that was affectionately prepared by your aristocrat wife OR it's conquering nations and sending your centurion to the Drive In to order 6001 happy meals for you and your legion. You can't have both.

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redwarrior
2005-01-03 11:17 pm UTC (link)
What a dumbass troll.

It's men like him that make me scared to transition.

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[info]bishounenhuntrs
2005-01-04 02:15 am UTC (link)
Makes you wish you had a 'get out of my gender, you make us all look like fuckwits' icon, don't it?

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