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thoughtcriminal ([info]darkwitch666) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2004-12-29 23:26:00


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Current mood:*sporfle!*

when guessing games turn vicious.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, they're at it again.

Yes, I know, it's hard to believe, but the members of ohnotheydidnt are at it again, this time over a blind item from PageSix.

Just to wet your whistle:

The blind item as quoted reads:
WHICH drug-addled TV titan may not be on the road to recovery as others have been led to believe? While he was cavorting with a flame-haired hottie at the Four Seasons hotel, our eagle-eyed spy noticed that his schnozz showed telltale signs of recent coke-snorting session in the bathroom

And you know a blind item just isn't any fun without the guessing.

So they guess. And in this thread, hollyboofsu and ohnoexplosions go at it pretty hard. Without lube.

Don't miss the spelling sub-wank, and people somehow managing to use LJ userinfo fun facts as wank-pellets.

Fun times!


ETA: More fun times, different topic but same comm so it seemed stupid to make another post.

bad_jew has her post rejected from the same comm, which has (obviously) moderated posting. So she runs to one of the mods' (yesternight) journals, here and whines about it. And when yesternight says she wasn't the one who rejected bad_jew's post and can't help her, bad_jew attacks. And is thwapped by another mod, pasdesilence, still in yesternight's journal.

ohnotheydidnt. Good and snarky, which is why I love them mods, crazy members. The comm that keeps on wanking.



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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2004-12-30 05:43 am UTC (link)
Heh, I went over there to take a look. Much better wank in here about one of the non-Beyonce Destiny's Child chicks' nipple. Cries of racism abound.

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 05:51 am UTC (link)
Ooh, that wasn't even there when I last read that post. *pouts because it's better than what I posted*

My god, it really is the comm that keeps on wanking, isn't it? LOL!

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[info]kyuuketsukirui
2004-12-30 05:59 am UTC (link)
It is. O_o All with so little regard for spelling and grammar, too. *weeps*

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 06:05 am UTC (link)
Yeah, it's sort of like a big ol' English textbook trainwreck, isn't it? *beams at it and pats it*

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If it wasn't for my horse...
[info]gal_montag
2004-12-30 09:35 am UTC (link)
That is some anurysm causing stuff over there. WTF was she talking about?

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Re: If it wasn't for my horse...
[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 05:24 pm UTC (link)
I don't know. I think it might be a tear in the space-time continuum.

Or maybe she's just a wanky biatch, who knows? ;)

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[info]ashenmote
2004-12-30 09:36 am UTC (link)
the size of her areola isn't obvious when you can't see where her nipple is located.

It's nipple percentage wank even! It's been like ages since we had npw!

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 05:24 pm UTC (link)
We need more of it, really.

with lots of pictures. loooots

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[info]ashenmote
2004-12-30 07:11 pm UTC (link)
Yes! But I want algebraic formulas and explanatory charts too. After all, it is scientific stuff.

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[info]littlest_lurker
2004-12-30 11:02 pm UTC (link)
Pie charts seem well-suited to a npw.

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 11:54 pm UTC (link)
....mmmmmmmmmmpieeeee.....

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[info]cleolinda
2004-12-30 05:51 am UTC (link)
Hello, illiteracy, I said JUMP UP MY ASS. You can't read, so how can your facts be right? And I'm sure your "CLOSE FRIENDS" from Jacksonville, FLORDIA, know a lot more than EVERYONE else.

Come on, y'all, it's Chrismukkadanzaawali. Can't we all just get along?


Flordia. Hee.

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 06:02 am UTC (link)
Actually, that seems to have made it all worse. I've been reading it for a few weeks or so, and things just sort of splooge-fountained exploded this week. *boggles and makes popcorn, then settles down to watch*

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[info]krazycat
2004-12-30 06:14 am UTC (link)
Too many people have time off. *nods*

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 05:25 pm UTC (link)
Or maybe even too many of them have nutcase relatives, and the stress is peaking. Hard to tell, easy to point and laugh at. My favorite kind of wank. :)

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[info]xero_sky
2004-12-30 06:16 am UTC (link)
I can assure you that none of my posts are stupid.

*giggles* Such a cute little wanker!

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Yeah. They're not wanky either. ;)

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Icon Love!!!
[info]tigerlily
2004-12-30 07:26 am UTC (link)
<3

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Re: Icon Love!!!
[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 05:34 pm UTC (link)
Right back atcha! :)

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[info]the_clansmen
2004-12-30 09:05 am UTC (link)
You're very considerate. I can see why you run a livejournal community as opposed to having a life....
The post was a video of Paris Hilton turning away a paparazzi when he asked her to sign a "sleazy" picture, one which was photoshopped. I then brought up the fact that REAL Paris Hilton pictures are probably far trashier than any photoshopped one.


Wait....who here doesn't have a life now? I mean, yeah, the person running the comm...but when you're posting stuff like that, can you really claim to have a pulse?

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 05:35 pm UTC (link)
Earth. Logic. Melting. Brain. Send. Help. Now.

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[info]gal_montag
2004-12-30 09:37 am UTC (link)
I don't know what's more irritating, the dumb or... no, I figured it out. It's the dumb.

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 05:35 pm UTC (link)
You just made me snort out loud. At work. LOL!

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-30 11:43 pm UTC (link)
Mmm, mmm, tasty! I'm so glad that when f_w is having a slow day, otf_wank can find the good wank.

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[info]darkwitch666
2004-12-30 11:54 pm UTC (link)
No doubt. Maybe we should just subscribe the comm to a feed of ohnotheydidn't, it would save time in the writing-up-and-linking. LOL!

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[info]annabelle_lee
2004-12-31 12:39 am UTC (link)
Ah, but then where's the fun of pretending we're journalists of wank? I know I always get that giggly tingle when I report a big juicy spoogefest.

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