Crunchy bite-sized wank!
Now, over on Amazon.com, you can order your very own Ann Coultier talking action figure!

Naturally, since this is Amazon we're talking about, and since Ann herself is a quintessential wankerette, the comments are more than amusing.

Choice bits:

You ugly liberals are just jealous because Ann is HAWTOMG!

It's not the least bit surprising that whining liberals hate Ann Coulter so much. According to their thesis, attractive heterosexual women are supposed to be mindless simpletons: Either brain-dead and fixated on cosmetics, or chained to their kitchens by their oppressive beer-bellied husbands. Liberals are incapable of processing the idea of a woman who thinks for herself and ISN'T a whining liberal -- so every time one of them whines about how much they hate Ann Coulter, they prove just how entrenched they are in their own idiotic stereotypes.

No, I don't get it, either. O_o And I hate to say it, but I don't find her attractive in the least.

Lesbian Action Ann! Now with anal firecracker action!

If I was a kid again, I would have gotten alot of use out of the Coulter action figure...and my firecrackers and cherry bombs...then again, I could play Ann doll and Barbie get married to each other in a red state...

Icon? OTP? Anyone?

Merry Christmas, you Godless baby-eating liberal Muslim scum!

1. Great use of the word "liberal." We all know being involved in anything labeled liberal is akin to eating babies and making boots from their skins.
2. Unnatural act? If you hear someone use an impressive sounding phrase, it's good form to learn its correct usage before thoughtlessly repeating it.
3. The actual quote is from http://www.anncoulter.com and reads, "To The People Of Islam:
Just think: If we'd invaded your countries, killed your leaders and converted you to Christianity YOU'D ALL BE OPENING CHRISTMAS PRESENTS RIGHT ABOUT NOW!
Merry Christmas"

Ann's all lathered up!

My daughter loves this toy. She just wishes it wasn't so stuffy and had more clothes along the Bratz! line. The catchphrases are the best because they're in Anne's real voice: "Dinner's ready!" and "I made some brownies!" are among our favorites. And who can forget, "Why is the oil light still on?" or "I'm all lathered up!"

I'm still just waiting for someone to point out that the name 'Coultier' is OMGNOFrench.

ETA: And I just realized I'm an illiterate tool, and her name is 'Coulter', not 'Coultier'. Ugh. I liked 'Coultier' better.