Biphobia!
Over on mock_the_stupid, consortofvenus bitches about his cousin-in-law having issues with his bisexuality, and thinks consortofvenus's wife is crazy for being with a bisexual man.

ConsortOfVenus later finds out that it's apparently "gross to be a bisexual", and posts this bit of information for mocking purposes.

Replies are along the "WTF?" lines until terva, a lesbian, says "most bi's I've met are giving me creeps. I don't like their style, I don't like their way of living". When people protest, she replies that "I'm just living my life on a way I want to, and if you are not lesbian, and if you don't have the same kind of... intuition that I have, I suppose it is useless to even have this talk."

And, naturally, wank ensues. (Otherwise, I wouldn't be posting this.) She claims she doesn't mean it the way it sounds and English isn't her first language, but boyohboy, either way... Like someone else said, "replace 'bi' with 'gay'".

My favorite comment so far?: this one (although it may just be for the icon hotness since we all know bisexual females are shallow and slutty like that.)

I'd elaborate more but Barcadi is making my office room a nice and hazy spinny merry-go-round now. ^_^ And no, the rum isn't gone. Yet. Anyhow, enjoy wanking in the new year.