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My intro
Hi my name is Alicia Merry meet I live in Los angeles california which is a southern hemisphere I am a practicing sorceress from the ancient times reborn... been practicing for 21 years now i like to shoot energy bolts from my fingers and create thunderstorms, wind, and some earthquakes which I lay off the earthquakes I didnt do the tsunami so dont blame me.. lol I am one with nature and I love hanging out in the cemetery I consider myself pagan and have some pagan meetups in hollywood and santa monica i organize if you wanna know more add me

blessed be

Alicia

Everyone comments about how stupid she is, and eventually

mistress_undead herself shows up. People mock her and other good things. It's still growing, too.

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	chaimonkey 2005-01-02 11:32 pm UTC (link)
	Oh dear, it's another crazy fugly actress/model type... I mean, her tits are nice, but she's definitely a paper-bag fuck. (Reply to this)

	gloria_mundi 2005-01-03 07:41 am UTC (link)
	Wait. Back up a sec. Rereads I live in Los angeles california which is a southern hemisphere Does she think L.A. is in the Southern Hemisphere? As in, Below the Eqautor? WTF? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	littlebitca 2005-01-04 11:03 pm UTC (link)
	No, no, not at all. She thinks it's a southern hemisphere (one of the many) and half a world in itself. Which, of course, any good New Yorker would agree with, seeing as NYC is the other half. And which any good Parisian would dispute, since Paris is the world in total. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gloria_mundi 2005-01-05 10:47 am UTC (link)
	Where does Germany fit in? (Reply to this)(Parent)

	annabelle_lee 2005-01-03 08:34 am UTC (link)
	Hee. That was a fun one. I especially liked that I invoked e.e cummings and lo and behold, his visage appeared. Surely, I'm an all-powerful witch just like her! YAAAYZ! Or not. Sheesh, what a tool. (Reply to this)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-03 11:50 am UTC (link)
	Regarding an earlier post of yours see http://www.livejournal.com/users/homelesstruths/ (Reply to this)(Thread)

	(Anonymous) 2005-01-03 07:23 pm UTC (link)
	OMG, the wank zones have crossed! duck and run (Reply to this)(Parent)

	hinata 2005-01-03 05:37 pm UTC (link)
	...damn, I wish my pagan friends could shoot energy bolts from their fingers and make cool weather. Totally have the wrong friends. /sarcasm (Reply to this)(Thread)

	sewingmyfish 2005-01-03 06:13 pm UTC (link)
	Totally, Mine can only assume the form of any animal or the form of any type of water when they join hands. "Super" my ass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	gaisce 2005-01-05 04:24 am UTC (link)
	Lucky. Mine only talks to fish. Granted, it's a fun party trick but the fucker just won't stop talking about his lost hand. "Whaaa, I got my hook stuck in some place while I was masturbating..." Pfft, whiner. (Reply to this)(Parent)