Sixapartgate: bobbin' and weavin' (and wankin')
Bradfitz makes a post to lj_maintenance. A post that starts off with...

So apparently there's this rumor going around that's making people run for the hills and archive their accounts, effectively killing the one remaining database cluster (Chef) that's not InnoDB yet.

And that's all he has to say about the rumored selling of his soul LJ to SixApart.

LJ users come out of the woodwork to suggest that maybe it's time for him to give a definite confirmation or denial.

Also see use of ginormous font to drive a point home, someone who should probably find a hobby that doesn't involve teh intarweb, the obligatory 'wah me poor can't pay for lj' comment,, one short and sweet call for Jihad, and lots of "duh" comments from people who didn't read the damn post and want to know how to back up their journals.

5 pages and counting.

UPDATE! It's true. Better get your splooge-resistant hip waders out, folks.