LiveJournal Wank!
The darkest hour is just before dawn. While things are being adjusted in order to improve the overall site performance, a few things are going down temporarily - like friendlists.

wolfmansirius has issues with this.

"Hurry up!" he says. "I get crappy bandwidth and downtimes!"

Sounds like a normal bitchrant? There's more.

He's worried about a friend when he could just, yanno, go directly to their journal, and gets charged $100 for a ten minute phone call.

There's the obligatory insulting of freeloaders users.

Someone offers a good idea - but no, it's not that easy. He doesn't know the person that well.

And then it turns into a furry-bashing fest, and moves on to a discussion about the kinds of sexual toys Gadget of the Rescue Rangers could make.

And saner furries start telling them both that they're assholes.

The sheer WTF factor from this guy amuses me to no end.