Who says asexuals can't wank?
The Asexuality Visibility and Education Network discussion board has a simple definition of asexuality on their home page, and a few links of elaboration here and here. User Carolineannie decides that the board isn't asexual enough and says this is why people make fun of us!

Various users disagree, but user stop has already had this argument and is glad to have someone on his side.

bard of aven suggests the rebels might be more comfortable elsewhere, and Carolineannie takes offence.

The mods have moved this to the "Hot Box" forum where controversial topics go to die, but there may be some life in this yet.

ETA: Carolineannie has not taken well to the disagreements! She posts that she needed to be medicated and threatens an internet lawsuit.

ETA2: And stop just keeps on going.