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Zanne Chaos ([info]zannechaos) wrote in [info]otf_wank,
@ 2005-01-09 09:17:00


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Current mood:Mildly Amused

Mini Double Wank!
It's small wank, 3 short pages, but you get two for the price of one! It's on a gymnastics forum. It's like those miniature little circuses which used to travel from town to town back in the old days.

Enjoy.

In the center ring, we have Diehard Ute. To one side, there is Kylen15. I'm not sure what exactly's going on there -- something about the scoring system being changed, and Kylen15's not liking the results. She cites one person for a brief example, but Diehard Ute has issues with it. Fur flies.

Then we have the spin-off wank! Diehard Ute uses the word "Bitch" in the ... well ... bitching context. He doesn't call anyone a bitch, he said in the title of a post, "If you're going to bitch..."

So on the other side of the center ring, who comes in to rant completely off-topic about Ute uttering (or rather, typing) the word 'bitch'? Yes, folks! glfngymmom and USUNuNuGymDad speak up to bitch about using the word bitch in a context where the speaker is talking about bitching! Bonus points for USUNuNuGymDad, who registered JUST to post and has made a grand total of exactly one comment, and that's in that thread to say nothing about gynastics or the scores, but instead to bitch about bitching! (Smelling sockpuppets anywhere?)

Side ring one seems to die down somewhat when Kylen snarks at Ute, and side ring two follows when Fran tells "Mom" and "Dad" to STFU with "A public discussion demands tolerance of other's rights to express themselves within certain boundaries. But, your boundaries seem a bit unrealistic given what is acceptable in mainstream society."

But, the wank's still fresh, and more spooge may fly. Little, but it made me snerk when I read all the off-topic bitching about using the word bitch in a context talking about bitching because bitch oppresses women. Supposedly. Bitch, please. ^_^



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[info]kadath
2005-01-09 06:02 pm UTC (link)
Hee hee. I can hear the panties bunching from here.

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[info]kookaburra
2005-01-10 03:12 am UTC (link)
Wouldn't it be leotards?

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[info]25th_of_april
2005-01-09 06:33 pm UTC (link)
Oh boy an excuse to use my Paul icon ;)

See if you can find any synonyms for the word "bitch" that are more befitting a person of your age and intellect. Try complain, protest, criticize, grumble, whine, carp or nitpick.

I don't know the age of the person who posted, but since it's a college forum I'm gonna guess that this person is college-age and...well I'd say bitch is pretty age/intellect appropriate. On the other hand, carp? Really really not.

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[info]delcj
2005-01-09 08:45 pm UTC (link)
just using this opportunity to trot out my icon, which would probably offend "Mom" and "Dad"

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[info]khym_chanur
2005-01-10 12:31 am UTC (link)
USUNuNuGymDad

AShngfuiDHiasdHU

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[info]funwithrage
2005-01-11 06:54 pm UTC (link)
Good Lord. The next person who starts whining about a word oppressing women is going to get smacked in the head. Or, well, would be if I could just develop cross-Internet telekinetic powers.


'Cause there aren't wild pay inequity and female circumcision and reproductive rights issues to worry about; we have to whine about how words make the baby Gloria cry.

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